Finished Folds (21—32)
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6awful. Everyone knew that he was actually thinking about pancakes, and this delicious recipe his grandmother had sent him last Tuesday. Who needs Professor X when you have
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6screamed, as I summoned my minotaur companion. "I've got the fingernails! Let's mess their day UP!" We charged at the laser target, fuming
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4s were mad solid. the crowd went sandwich and music crazy as tunes and bread mixed together in joyous symphony. But suddenly, my mayo
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2full and ready to begin my journey. I looked at the treasure map. Right at crash diet mountain, down binging lane? I've got this down
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4his mother's abandonment. One, two, three sickly bites of guilt and regret but, Oh Gods! Who knew Slim Jim's could be so good? He began gorging his meat-starved body
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3flamed in the back of her throat- she was only twelve after all - but it was her inexperience that did her in. "Is this what being drunk feels like?" she wondered as the poison
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2As she masticated the mushroom-head "Oh, dear, be gentle!" it kept screaming - she started to see the passage to treasure. It was just over there, by the unicorns melting in to the
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4leaving indelible marks on every heart it happens to touch. I wish that I could make myself love again, but every time I feel like someone gets hurt. This time, I know I really
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6fell on Donny's face, once again. He was beaten, badly, with a little blood running from his lip, but still he had that dufous grin on his face. I always felt
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1really just have a think for wieners, I guess. My dreams had always been to bring joy through my trombone, but I guess, for now, second best would have to do.
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2of this habit that had sustained him for so long. Every time life got too hard, salvation was just a nipple-pinch away. But now, The Thing just wanted a woman's touch to
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2where I had left my secret key before I had to leap out of the window to avoid the choking flames. I looked over to my wife and yelled