Finished Folds (21—38)
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6"Oh not a thing, except that guys head just exploded. YOU goddamned animal!" He looked at his feet and held his hands nervously. "S-sorry... I ca..." She waggled her finger at him
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3At the mall he would strut like a pimp, but wearing 80's shorts and shirts. I think Body Glove was the brand. He would point at random women, while smirking. This is how he finger
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5wn up and arrested about fifteen of the flatulent, sharting fairys! I am glad it's almost over. I got the mop and bucket and began the laborous task of mopping up the pink poo and
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6makes me gag. Even the skunk costume I once wore smelled better after I farted in it. Anyway furry's are animals not tires!" Shrugs were shared and together hand n hand they waltz.
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4ne and they had no clothes on. The captian barked at them, "Whur Are Yer Unee-Firms, Weepons An Badg-ez?" They hid the vasaline behind their backs and saluted the Capt. He sighed.
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4not ordered four thousand of them. Do you think he will have another term as president? I sure hope so... god when my wife finds out, she's gonna divorce me.
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4a towel and pat the water off the burgers. She looked around... it seemed no one noticed. She continued to grill the veggie burgers to perfection. She just hoped they tasted right
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6lady's purse that was walking by, unbeknownst to her. He watched as she walked out of the store and the coupon was finally out of his life. He smiled & walked away happy for once.
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3better chance in all this hoo-ha of made up bands. Who doesn't love watching gay, big hairy men in spandex and g-strings dance it up? I SURE THE HELL DO! I once
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2He bolted into the women's restroom, pushed past a few startled women and into a stall. "Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god... what's happening?"
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1They get slobering drunk and head to a strip joint.
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3Janine opened the can of spam. She inhaled it's meaty aroma. Her eyes gleamed and she licked the gelatinous goo from the top. She set the can down on the table and stuck a finger
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6"Right here dumbass!" The sandwich on the cutting board said. "Now cut me in half and share me with someone you love." The sandwich laughed and laughed, but it was
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6A narwhal! I can swim freely. I can be friends with dolphins and sea urchins. Oh wait, I think I am a horse. Horses don't have horns! I am not a horse of course, but a unicorn! YES
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3sausage gilbert fubar figgly dee doo dahhhhhhhhh. What just happened? Jerry pointed at him and laughed. YOU had a glitch. Hahahahahaha! Now you are a
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5The dog stood up on his hind legs, put his paws on his hips and scowled at Timmy. "NO WAY! DON'T BLAME THIS SHIT ON ME!" he farted and sat back down, panting all happy like.
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5packing up the minivan, tossing out the kids toys, Vilma's make-up bag and Snooter's doggy chew. He was starting the van to head out when in the rear view mirror he spotted
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3Alfred was lying on the floor of the bedroom again. Drenched in sweat and pee again. Stupid nightmares! He looked at his desk and smiled at his picture of O'Bama. You sly ol'