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"No," said the booming voice/narrator (maybe?), "You're not in a horror story, you're in romantic comedy parody that sometimes pretends to be a horror story." -
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my face, which bruised very easily. It was then that Madame "Wong" immediately dropped her mask (and bad accent too), revealing herself to be...
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himself of his burdens (and his bladder, too), washed his hands, and then pulled out the flashcards from his jacket's compartment. Boy, confessing one's feelings was no easy task!
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Indeed George was a fool for not having earlier acknowledged Penny's affections towards him; but before he had a chance to amend his errors, the scene cut to intermission.
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mouth into the green eggs and ham, which tasted like... heaven? Anyway, with Brunch Phase 1 complete, it was now time to begin Phase 2 (by tasting the Lorax's entrée next).
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Our hero then set off to take his band of dogs to the nearest salon (for a much needed, 500-years overdue cleaning). Unbeknownst to the hero, the salon was actually an evil lair.
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"Cocktails with colored water?" scoffed the wine connoisseur, "I'm not impressed at all."
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Meanwhile, Nixon was contemplating on how to cover up his recent smores scheme; this ex-presidents' camp out was boring him, so he might as well create some drama...
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"I'm sorry, sir," apologized the bartender, "We're out of tiger's milk for the evening. But if it makes you feel better, the next shipment will be arriving tomorrow afternoon."
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And out of all the Stranglers that Dr. Dhtfishi had studied, the Tattletale Strangler was the most fascinating test subject/specimen. He then affectionately called it "SpongeBob."
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bath salts; those things can seriously mess with your mind! Anyway, I was then visited by a man with a bow tie, suit, and a police box, telling me, "Ready for an adventure? :D"
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a polka dot jacket. Jay clearly did not understand job interview etiquette 101. Montague Jacques sighed once he saw this fashion disaster. "Clearly, there is room for improvement."
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marathon. "Those 20 miles aren't going to finish themselves," the athlete reminded himself, "Gotta savor this sandwich while I still can."
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Clearly this monster needed to be killed or contained, once and for all. It was time to call in some hired help. But which hired help would be the best qualified?
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Folding Story Moral Code 4: Feature an obligatory Texas Hold' Em tournament on Taco Thursdays, and then have everyone fold at round five, regardless of card composition.
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resume my childhood agenda of becoming a supervillain, using the circus as a front operation.
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of your hypocrisy, and I'm sick of your holier-than thou attitudes! Get out before I bring out the paddle!"
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into darkness would be a rather uncomfortable one. This was going to be one hell of a bumpy ride.
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Meanwhile, GLaDOS was feeling rather jealous. She would prevent Robocop from hooking up with Terminatrix, one way or another.
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hanging out with Usher. With friends like these, who needs