Evo, didn't disagree, he 'subverted the paradigm'.

Evo, didn't disagree, he 'subverted the paradigm'. Evo didn't pick up girls, he 'enhanced his propagating potential.' Others went to the can or took a dump, but Evo '

emancipated his viscera'. Yes, Evo could make even taking out the garbage ('lustrating my environ') sound heroic. But how best to term his heroin dealing to Judge U. R. Ded?

"I was merely opting for an Oriental opioid, Judge," Evo said glibly. "What's the harm in that?" The Judge threw up his hands and cried, "How could I convict a master of language?"

The Judge declared that Evo, the master of language, was not in fact the consumer of the oriental opioid. Evo walked away from the court, happy as a consumer of an oriental opioid

. Ever the cunning linguist, Evo not only proved his innocence, he also oiled the wheels and hinted at the true culprit. Madame Wong would have his hide if she ever found out.

Of course it wasn't long before Madame Wong did find out. "Ewo not so cun-ning!" sputtered Madame Wong. "I seend my beeg maan to keel Ewo, see?" She slapped her silk fan against

my face, which bruised very easily. It was then that Madame "Wong" immediately dropped her mask (and bad accent too), revealing herself to be...

my boss, Mrs. VanDerBoss. "Oh, that's wrong...", I could only say. She looked at my face and

punched it. "I decide what's right or wrong." she started. "Are we clear on that?". I quickly nodded, hoping to avoid another blow. "Then go tell Mrs. VanDerBoss we are ready to

Quit unless she replaces the broken water dispenser. How tacky and cheap can you be? I bought a case of water to be sure I could stay at this job. Eventually, I was fired..so be it