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Minor. The Foldonauts in the meantime, debriefed in an infamous bar called 'Folded'. The name of the bar was just the aftermath after an intake of 1800 Characters in 30 minutes. -
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He carefully connected all the bloodvessels and finally closed the chest. Twenty hours later, Dick Cheney seemed to have recovered well. Until he started speaking.. أنا فعلا بحاجة
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the path. 'No dragmarks! Wipe those away!' Arthur obediently grabbed a branch and wiped over the pathway. Lancelot started digging a few hundred meters away. 'Bring those corpses!
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it was time to face reality, obviously! I shivered from the cold water and tried my best to avoid the hole in the slippery floor. It was just a tiny piece of soap, but when it got
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He sniffed it, but couldn't make out if he was smelling the smelly socks on the floor or the green stuff in the cigar. He shrugged and lit up. Junior's eyes widened instantly and
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ned forward and tried to make out the Chinese street signs. Dusty pig street, that's it! I sighed with relief, then tried to remember if the word 'pig' had three horizontal strokes
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He thought about the question. 'Well, it's very dark here, you're trying to intimidate me by shining a bright light in my face, and I can not see you. Jail would indeed be my first
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We scrambled ashore and Joanne looked around and cheerfully asked 'So where's the Wall-mart? We need a cabin or something, sleeping bags...' Her voice trailed as she watched a crab
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breed Siamese cats with long flowing hairs, like the Afghan dogs. The Afghan Siamese were an instant hit at cat shows, where fat chicks spent hours combing their coats to get them
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locked up in the isolation ward, with 2 weeks to go until he could go back to the maximum security level. He had always viewed his sentence as a computer game. If you screwed up,
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Google had just updated the Market to Play. Bill watched on the sideline, wondering if Steve could win this duel, so he could have a go with his Lumia. I winked at Esther as Bill
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Eve soon got bored of listening to the squawking of harrons, and listening to Adam trying to 'translate'. Now that the peeing issue was resolved, she realized she was thirsty and h
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mix up time-space-reality, when all he tried to do was turn a bowl of water into a bowl of honeyloops with milk. Herbert had just spooned up a mouthful when he realized a dinosaur-
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as he was reading the lines before him. He had no idea what the story was about, the previous contributor, one 'm80' 'd given no obvious clues. He watched the timer count down as .
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my lips, which was of course heard by no-one. Then I remembered my diving skills and entered the water after a perfect triple axle. Content with my performance I swam to the shore
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and live the rest of their lives in obscurity. Which would have happened if Neptune hadn't woken up from his 1000-year slumber and realized all of his merman had wandered off to
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which Michael Jackson's Thriller meant nothing. They won every Music Award in the industry and everyone knew the lyrics of "You're not ugly or poor, are you?" by heart. In fact, if
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produces a special enzyme that breaks down the elements that normally cause coffee to taste bitter. That's why Chivet's dung makes the best coffee ever. An obscure Indonesian tribe
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maggots for extra proteine" they exclaimed proudly. Ever since the PTA had taken over the government, the word "magpie" had contracted a whole new meaning. Keeping farm animals was
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where in the Pink League, so didn't pay any attention to the White Chicks flaunting their stuff. Suddenly, the tv showed snow and a hypnotizing white noise filled the donut shop.