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red, red sky because romantic songs transport people to Venus. On Venus, Trailer Trash people have the power to become awesome: they become Satellite Trash. They have the power to -
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because the Tanerapefruit had stolen the poor Lemime's husband, a Strawnana. Lemime had wanted to make Lestrawmimenanas, but no, Tanerapefruit just had to ruin it all. Lemime
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"No, literally, I'll be your Daddy." The boy stumbles backwards. The hobo continues: "My son never loved me... is it so bad, boy? I just want to take you fishing." The hobo reaches
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toes (she had athlete's foot, and her skin was always peeling there), she flicked the fungal infected skin at the disappearing peacock tail and watches in satisfaction as
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her wide-brimmed hat, because hiding guns in bras and garters was too mainstream. John Q kicks down the door with a bang and aims his gun at her head: but before he can shoot,
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useless your name should be NoWig CEO, not BigWig CEO: only smart people go bald!' I hang up the phone and look forlornly at the saltwater turtles. I would have to
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a stream of pungent, green fluid at him. He closed his eyes, waiting for the burn of his face falling off, or his eyes rotting or something. 'You're clean now,' it says, grinning.
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awesomely brooding in a corner around here! Oh Wolverine, I love you! Maybe this mutant place isn't so bad after all, maybe I should just
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fake extensions, a handful of platform heels, and Miley Cyrus cologne as dressing. The woman would be perfect for eating now; indeed, the lionness was doing the world a favour. She
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became his Candi Queen. You see, Candi had never heard the story of Persephone, and fell for the same trap: she ate demon fruit, and trapped herself in hell forever. Fortunately,
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but the 280WART didn't have a stink feature, and that's something true swamp lovers can never go without. So, the man resigned himself to his fate; he would have to seek out
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ts cry tears of agony. Rainbow tears to the Barometer, because he sees the good weather in everything; the silver lining, or whatnot. Barometer keeps singing and Mr Lee
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he had to break a couple of faucets to do it. Even if some of those faucets shoot things they shouldn't, things which aren't water, things like
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"Wait! You forgot your antidote!" The man kept running, and running, till his legs had carried him far, far away, until his father's words caught up to him. Dammit, now he'd
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was spread before me, though, so I didn't care. I had taken the sandy, humid nation under my thumb! I was the new pharaoh! I knew I wanted my pyramid to be made from
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flaming, thorned garters at him. Throckmorton screams in agony, begging his wife to 'please, please, not the garters' but his wife continues the assault. The man has no choice but
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thought, if anything, Purgatory would have corridors of gray glass, but no, they just had to go and make it blue. I reach out a finger to touch the glass panelling, when suddenly
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has an uncanny resemblance to-- wait, Aunt Jemima? Is that - it is! What is she doing, haunting my basement? What did she say? To defeat the doom dragon, I have to
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fart my way through the plaster walls to get to them first. Brownies! Oh, brownies. Baked lovingly by intergalactic grandmas, dusted with space coconut, they say these brownies
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Mr Pawpaw. That man is disgusting. How could he leave his wife, Mrs Coconut - bless her - so alone and vulnerable! He has no guts, no papaya! He's not a real pawpaw! I ready myself