Finished Folds (21—40)
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7deplete of sexual energy!" Her bulbous eyes stared at me, and damn, that's the moment she realised. I stroked her smooth scales, tried to calm her, but she knew the true nature of
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7gazed at the sun, searing our retinas, but we didn't care. We could go blind, but as long as we had each other - as long as there were seagulls and sand and sea - we knew
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3the rainbow-pooping cat toast everyone seemed to be worshipping. Ah, that fake idol! Finally, I have toppled it from its throne, and purged the world of nyanfans. Now all I must do
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7over me. I shut my eyes, waiting for the loud bang of a gun or the piercing pain of a bullet; nothing happens. It's just a 2D cardboard cutout of
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3Squawkers decided to not think about pancakes and instead focused on waffles. The intergalactic cheese odyssey was famed for its feta waffles; surely Nannerpus would
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5enlightening, I thought to myself. Never in the history of mankind had a monk travelled to the dark galaxy and beyond in nothing but trousers and suspenders. I closed my eyes and
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6angry. FoldingStory Mentor was all like, "Folding Stories are works of love! You cannot leave it to machines!" Next thing I knew Mentor's screws were coming loose and
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4You "like" having your buttons pushed, I know it. Just "like" how, in second year, I said I hated your new haircut. I actually did "like" it, but then you had to go and
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5and humiliation pistols. The Rainbow pirates are no fools, son, no harmless drunkards. They'll do anything to get their hands on you, because you have it; you have
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3'Ultimate Horse!' I shouted, and pressed my hand down on the pulsing green hologram of the Omnitrix. I felt my bones lengthen, muscles strengthen. Now! Now, I am unstoppable!
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1Sue's always been a greedy boy. When he was little he'd always use his deceptively innocent babyface to get more pocket money. Our parents' cars are practically his; now he's after
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3igloo, with real eskimos inside it. Still, she refused to give me the time of day. I tried serenading her, saying romantic lines to her, embracing her; all to no avail. She still
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3at the man, hitting him full in the chest. Blood began to seep into the man's white linen shirt, spreading like a budding rose. The police officer couldn't believe what he'd done;
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1refused to love him. So repulsed by his dancing was she, she didn't even want to be on the same planet as him. So she called NINJA POPE, ready to end it all; to end such tragedy.
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2puking your guts out all over the road.' I stare at the cop, shocked. He smirks at me. 'It's such a waste. A young girl like you should be all alone tonight, all alone so big daddy
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3keeps telling me is a wart. Wart my ass. Warts aren't the size of goddamned golf balls; I know he's hiding something. Harold's never told me anything; he's so fake and plastic,
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6impaled the man with its rainbow-colored, now bloodied, horn. The unicorn whinnied in triumph but it was not yet over; the man had not yet given up. Fighting to keep his eyes open,
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3and sunlight amongst other things. You see, he felt that by selling this basic products essential to any living organism, he would be selling life itself. He would be like a God,
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3So, continuing. Her heavy breathing was getting closer, ever closer. He could feel her hot breath now, fogging up the air behind him. The ugly wench was going to catch him and
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6even start up. I can't turn the goddamned key in the ignition. This is crazy! Those backstabbing bastards at the cabinet meeting are gonna be all over this. They've been trying to