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I pointed to the approaching car to distract him, swooped down to take the ticket and ran like hell to the oversized -
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origcrame. This is a unique hybrid skill combinging aspects of origami and macrame, popular mainly with hippies and retirees.
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and tears. Those damn ingrates, she thought, envisioning her live-in grandparents chomping like hogs on their toasted pb&J's all over her ceramic tiled kitchen! Calgon, take me awa
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His penile relationship with alcohol was curvilinear. With little to no alcohol he couldn't perform, with too much alcohol he also couldn't perform. The secret was finding moderati
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for pre-glacial plant life forms. He'd get so lost in concentration with analytical procedures it was common for him to lose track of time. His sugar levels were thus neglected. S
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ed our happy selves all the way over the the neighboring sister camp...Loudbed Springs. They were the friendliest girls I'd ever met. One of them...Sarah Rosencrantz...a rather hai
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of my satchel...i thought of my favorite characters...the lesbian bookstore owners and smiled in wardly. I rustled them back into my satchel and scurried across the convention floo
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came on as a headwind and inexplicably decelerated me to result in only a slight 'bump' into the tree. An acorn gingerly fell onto the hood of my car and rolled down to driver's si
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talk his way, with his silver tongue, into the hearts of women and men, with such an air of sexual guatamalenness--these are the only words that adequately describe...that he never
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saw her fixated on my tool. I knew she couldn't resist, but then fell into chagrin, when she said, "we could, if you didn't have a raging case of pubic lice!" Oh no! I'd been scrat
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calling me to join him?" Upon closer inspection, she realized it was just a slight hum from the dryer--oh the dryer!!!! She'd, yet again, let a favorite blouse overdry! Damn! Three
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Oops, or more aptly, poops. Yes his morning coffee and bran muffin had kicked in at the same time of the sneeze. Now he'd have to turn around, head back home, change his pants
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Then somethin inexplicable happened. But let me explain. The apple began to think, Gee I wish I were a banana! But at the same time a banana 2 aisles over wished to be an apple!
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age 46. His first job ever! His mother cried (in heaven). And Taco Bell sure needed the help! They're month long gordita sale was taking a toll on all the staff. Then, Monday was
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you'd be entitled to whatever lunch his wife packed for him and whatever cash was in his wallet. He was a real chump. A pushover. All the kids knew it. Hagedor tried to protect him
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Nope no one there either...time for a lil skinny dippin like ma and pa taught us back home in west virginia. I squealed with delight when the cold water hit my
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my lower back just gave out! Damn that sciatic nerve problem I got from the freak merry go round accident years ago! Not now! As I pondered this while looking down, the screams gre
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The town drunk pulled from out of his tattered and malodorous vest a shiny timepiece..."I's giv em a flat minute out dare in da open wit dem crazy ass big birds." Sheila rolled up
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in between my fat dog's ass cheeks...I always wondered what that would feel like. Strangely, it helped me focus better on the pressing issue...why did Grams hide the bloody letter?
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fretted internally, am I going frequently enough?? Am I truly taking this whole dental health thing seriously enough? Sure, my friends mocked me, "but you wear full dentures!" But