Finished Folds (21—40)
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3Whew! It was an emotionally exhausting and heartfelt conversation--though I wasn't clear if I had it internally or externally-like always. Those damn psychotropics!!! What puppy
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6flyers were strewn about, some blowing in the wind. I grabbed one...oh look there's a meeting this Monday at 7:30 for new volunteers! Wait! I know Mondays are always bad for me bec
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4eit 911, and found a quiet corner. The short one said to the taller one, "you know, I love curling up with a good book and a hot coffee on winter nights." The tall one glared back.
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4smack the &^%) out of Sabu--after all it was Sabu who had given this nasty virus to him. But instead he looked deep into Sabu's eyes, inwardly forgave him, and pressed his lips int
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3I noticed my waistband feeling tight...my posterior had grown immensely these past months...so I opted for the funnel cake with a diet coke. My husband, walking toward me, looked
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3Then, I remembered my own mother's breasts. I threw up in my mouth just a lil bit, then swallowed hard, since I felt as though I was on a stage and everyone was staring expectantly
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3wait to roll the dice, right? But actually, he was dead wrong...the game ended up feeling contrived and silly, so without a moment's notice he pulled a bunny, yes, a bunny out of
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0I know, I know, you're probably asking yourself--but what do you do with their shit???! Funnily enough, my wise old aunt Cecily fashioned her own unique strategy...with just 2 old
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5called grandmother and asked to borrow her wheels. She was making her famed jello shots and boozy bread...tricks she picked up in the state pen years prior. Still, she was happy to
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1But the worst of all are the malodorous puffy asses of the diaper wearing senior elitists. They had been trying to infiltrate Bobby's Nightclub and Piano Lounge for nigh on 2
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3yet he was doing his best Elvis Presley impersonation (swallowing quaaludes, sucking down bourbon, and eating a peanut butter and banana sandwich) all while relieving himself. Yet,
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3and in the front. Yes, ive always been what they call a sick puppy. So, i packed em in and padlocked the door I turned my attention to finding the flux capacitor at the Twin Pines
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5Be the chorus girl I had always aspired to be. Plus, it was just henna!!! "How's it any different from Halloween?" I asked the social worker through my nicest set of vampire teeth.
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1But I was an internationally adopted pygmie...what did I know about pop-up books, asked my unctuous patent attorney. I cried discrimination, and salt water tears, to no avail, til
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3then again I often told I look surprised even when I'm not...a vestige of the overdone brow work I had done by that quack plastic surgeon who still, yes still, incessantly hums his
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3still suffering ill effects of poorly manufactured LSD?! Why did I trust my stupid cousin who said it was pure and clean, after all this was a man who made his own fireworks, that
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3restling matches heretofore was embarrassingly low, but not at all unusual subsequent to the head coaches sordid and very public daliances with child leprechauns...despite that he
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3the words "mother's ashes" inscribed upon it. i was so chagrinned. I was sure the Terminix man had stolen it for shits snd giggles on his most recent spraying. If only he hadn't
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4for finding dog treats in the pockets of humans distracted him long enough to allow Bongo to cry out (in the sign language he learned at the Institute of Primate Technolgy), "I can
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5$8 a throw dunking booths! To hear the nuns tell it, it was the most profitable of any festival in the Churches history! However, as luck would have it, Sister Mary Francis learned