My Last Holiday
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My Last Holiday
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Inn was the worst place I ever stayed. What with staying in the room 'haunted' by The Headless Maid and the lack of a continental breakfasts. It was terrible.
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I really should have read the brochure for Kinky Horror Holidays more carefully. I hoped to change my accomodation but a metal detecting conference was being held
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in Atlanta and well, I didn't want to be bored. So I pulled up my socks and headed to the Elvira, Mistress of the Night champagne dodge ball tournament.
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I chuckled when I heard strains of "Hit Me With Your Best Shot" as I approached the dodge ball tournament. I had just placed my bet and was standing in line for a funnel cake, when
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I noticed my waistband feeling tight...my posterior had grown immensely these past months...so I opted for the funnel cake with a diet coke. My husband, walking toward me, looked
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out the window. The sun was shining. The birds were singing. Suddenly, a bomb exploded, and I spilled my diet coke on the floor.
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"monkeypants" I mumbled 2myself as Im looking for a rag 2 clean up the mess. I glanced out the window again, ¬iced, no way, it can't be?! a freaking TRex chomping down on my nei
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ghbor's oversized inflatable Valentine's Day Heart. Stupid TRex. Now I know why they went extinct. That reminded me though. I needed to go see my lawyer in order to get my
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patent on my remote controlled ninja mutant frankenstein filed. He says it's not patentable, but he is lying and I plan to prove him wrong. Just wait and see.
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- Started
- 2013-01-16 00:25:48
- Finished
- 2013-02-06 15:31:29
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