Finished Folds (1—14)
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1polka dancers around the world united to herald the age-old tradition of monster-throat chocolate-diving. "Straight down the hatch without a scratch!" the audience taunted.
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8his chocolate chip juice. "You'll get your whores when the work's done," he growled. "And don't start the 8 to 12 watch without Sweaty Ron." I knew Sweaty Ron wouldn't
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4about its scent was overwhelming. He bent to put his nose into the ferocious mane. Drawing deep, he inhaled its pungent musk. It smelled wild and vigorous. He remembered
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6glistened in the starlight like gigantic, green, wet, fly eyeballs. Emerald cruciferous racquetballs bedazzling the gently sloping buttocks of the east garden. Hot sauce should
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4broken down gutter behind the trash bins at the Cracker Barrel near highway 52. She remembered her own climb up that rusty metal, and the filthy transient waiting on the roof.
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5diary. He chose four entries about boys, one about prom, an especially detailed recounting of a shower encounter with Gabriel, and 47 separate entries on
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6"I will," said Dakota Fanning, emerging from the red Nike Air Team Training medium duffel bag on the ground behind them. "Everyone should own a Rolls," she cried, and started
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1puns, terrible and lowly. The puns, not the parables. He would doff his top hat, and lean on his cane while he cleaned his monocle, detailing the boring pun formula. Until five
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3It was his favorite part of eating a ham sandwich. If he couldn't slurp watered-down Miracle Whip out from between each slice, what was the point? He opened his coffin, looking
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3her long, yellowed fingers. "No," she said, "but I doubt they'll be missed!" Her uproarious laughter echoed through the plains. The smoke smelled stronger now, so we decided to
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6"Should I still do this," he asked himself. "Should I still be pretending I'm a magical wizard after all these years?" He knew he would have to go back to his old job at
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2There, I was known as "Aquafresh." And let me tell you, it had nothing to do with my teeth. If three pounds of cocaine and a toilet lid could talk of those high school nights,
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3backwards because she was scared to do it any other way. Without insurance, the potential cost of injury was more than she could handle. Thinking this, she walked toward the dog.
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2more than enough young squash in the neighborhood to accommodate her. She only had to stay strong long enough to save for stem transplant. After that, the babies