Finished Folds (1—13)

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  The man that had taught him and his fellow vermin to fly little planes was both a mad genius and a master of cuteness. Had the London blitz been too much?

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  2013-07-19 14:05:20

• 1
  Conversations weren't so great though. All the foldsters kept stoping mid sentence. Perhaps a FoldingStory Convention hadn't been Noah's best call to action. Now the time he

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  2013-07-19 13:59:28

• 4
  Barney the purple dinosaur would do just fine. Everyone loves dated references right? Barney would be the perfect spokesman to sell their hair gain product. Which is

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  2013-07-19 13:54:49

• 4
  cheer. Blast it. She would defeat happiness even if meant using all twelve legs and her screeching voice. She added her song to her terrible death dance.

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  2013-07-19 13:41:06

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  was pushing Arkansas tourism. Monkey Menswear was based out of Oxnard. What was the connection? What was Sergeant McGruff missing and how did Bill Clinton play into it?

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  2013-07-19 13:34:25

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  served. Bob's Big Boy was the best mayor detroit had every seen. So great that they built a giant statue in his honor. This of course led to much confusion.

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  pheintzelman

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  2013-07-19 13:24:20

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  Peanut butter? So lame. Goat cheese? Nah. Civil disobedience. Hell yes. After all breakfast is an essential part of being an activist.

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  pheintzelman

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  2013-07-19 13:18:07

• 3
  Abigail began to shrink. Made mostly of water the salt was killing her. Why did these looming giants continue to toss death at her?

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  pheintzelman

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  2013-07-17 18:12:25

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  but much to our disappointment the bath wasn't filled with blood at all, it was cherry soda. I hated false advertising. Soon Bourbon Street truly would house a blood bath

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  pheintzelman

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  2013-07-17 18:03:20

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  mandate the number of hats worn by each station of the Hellish Habidashers. The Highlords would get no hats. He was tired of how they

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  pheintzelman

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  2013-07-17 17:53:41

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  Until they spelled out "nothing is everything." Why is magic text always so cryptic. This shit wasn't covered at the Adventure's Academy. What could it mean?

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  pheintzelman

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  2013-07-17 17:46:01

• 5
  it's time to now. That foul woman had poisoned me. This time I could not forgive her. Poison is reasonable grounds for divorce right? But how to get out of the bed

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  pheintzelman

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  2013-07-17 17:40:49

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  near the river's edge. She stared up at the dragon looming over her. This wasn't her tradition, her tribe didn't believe in human sacrifice.

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  pheintzelman

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  2013-07-17 17:28:03