Finished Folds (21—40)
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4Columbia, only to find that the steamer actually went to DC and not the country. Still, there was gum to be had under every park bench, but the hobos and loiterers didn't like
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3"Today is a good day to fry!" I shouted, exploding beef grazing my hair. "That wasn't wry," said the chef, "that was just a bad pun!" He caught my deepfryer upside the face.
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3pillowy mounds of mashed potatoes, ripe string beans and candied yams for dessert. Farmer Ted sucked every morsel from his greasy fingertips, satisfied. There wasn't enough blood
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5the earth. At the center of it was my candy cane keep, where I presided with dark delicious power. I snapped out of my reverie just in time to see the truck
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4had never been installed. "Lousy contractors!" the butler shouted, shaking his fist in the air. He wept. Later, a detective came around, convinced the fall was murder.
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5"It's . . . good." said a man in a black suit. "I mean, technically speaking. I don't think his anus should be quite so high up." A few others attempted to offer critique, but
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4politely invited themselves in and closed the door behind them. Nobody heard the screams. The next week, book club went on as usual, though Susan's copy of Joy Luck Club was
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2bad, I'm not gonna tell.
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3, and I call them pictures as they were far more elaborate than little symbols, was the basis for his made-up language. This was an incredibly stupid way of hiding his research.
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12booze + a wedding ring, which I realize now was probably the worst way to score. Apparently when it goes that far, girls want something called "commitment" which I always thought
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0the iDrool. It was basically a plastic box filled with saliva and copper wires sticking out, but somehow Apple managed to market it. I found myself standing in line for it when
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1zombie-like appearance. He labored over the hot stove for hours, but he realized upon setting the table the dolls were inanimate and could eat nothing. "Well what's the point of
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2, so long as I obscure it with copious amounts of makeup." She slathered it on thick with a plaster scraper, but that only made her nose seem lager. So she colored the sides dark
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2As the last of the Britishness oozed out through the cracks under the doors, she found that she just didn't care about caring about the Royal Wedding.
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2beast, mindless but capable of motion. It crawled its way out of the mess of wadded up shirts and used condoms, and the sound shuddering through its proboscis echoed down the
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1within the shifting patters of the color; when I squinted, every red thing I saw in the chaotic movements of the people became a coherent image of a dragon rising out of the earth.
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3I turned, and found nobody there. At first I thought this was a prank, but the note vanished as well, as did the floor beneath, and I fell into the inky black void of
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7Who wore on his head a big bucket the limerick all made he rolled in his grave when the last line came out as
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2Rocky Mountain Oyster content, they were undoubtedly the most popular dish ever served, so long as nobody knew the secret. The secret, of course, was
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7earnest on my thirteenth birthday, when the cyberchutes plunged to the ground around my campsite, and they stole me away to a life of adventure and cold food.