Finished Folds (21—40)
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4since June, but Jeffrey Dahmer liked to keep his payments off the books so he paid her with dandelions and boxes of persimmons, old Elvis LPs and fried blackberry pies.
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0But what could I do? Vows had been exchanged and I was determined to be faithful this time. Still, I found myself, late in the night, googling nude images of Captain Hook and Ahab
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2"Stop it," he cried."Stop it, you big meanies." I'll make the decision, but I only work with people that I trust. Would anyone like to spend the weekend in Jamaica?"
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3"It's not like we were cannibals," one of the camels explained during an interview with Oprah, "they're cigarettes." Then, behind the scenes video showed a single act of brutality
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4off to the side, members of the Derryhouse Quartet played on into the night. It was a lovely piece and Spock would have danced with Florence if he hadn't just smashed her skull.
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5"It," was a fifty dollar bill and the bronzing add sufficient weight, not to mention TSA agents were always stopping me in line and asking, "are you really taking that with you?"
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9feet and the dreams I had for the future. If I lived, I'd cancel my season pass to Sea World. But for now, the fish stood in my puddle of blood and gasped it's final breath and
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3you a townhome in Scranton, with some truffle oil and tortillas. I'll even throw in a pair of gently used Jimmy Choo cocktail heels. Just turn on the oven...and do the bad thing.
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6Or "derriere" as my grandmother called it. She was an aficionado, having judged the 1891 Winslow Arse Festival
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5It was a small tree, dead and without leaves. In retrospect it was awful for a sniper but I took the shot anyway and my bullet made love to Marta's brain
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4LIttle did I know that "finger guns" are a felony in Iceland. Someone screamed; an alarm went off. I ran into the night with my new leather jacket and the sounds of Bjork chasing
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6Vietnam, at the beginning of the Tet Offensive. He was shy, because of the duck growing out of his spleen, but one night, on hill 381, the duck blew our cover
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2ed to just let it be. Besides, Neil Tyson kept telling me that we are both stardust, and that made me feel beautiful. So I slept in his arms until I heard the roar of a Grizzly
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7grave, a really slow jig. Something sexy." Granny was really worrying me now. "What am I thinking? I can't leave you out, let's do a line dance! Watch the headstones."
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5So there I was, dead, with no emotions, and I thought "well now what?" After visiting with an afterlife counselor I decided to have a go at haunting specialist.
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8But he had the fingers of a concert pianist. If he could learn to play the piano and become a concert musician he could raise the money to pay off the Ruslov brothers before they
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2my noodles got slippery and made a run for it. I'll never forget the look on the faces of my prey, when they stopped eating to watch, helplessly, as my noodles jump into a cab
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10oom. The deafening roar sent us into shivers until Doc shared a round of tranquilizers. We spent the rest of the night, on the floor, listening to Air Supply
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3The king hesitated, then lowered his royal robe and pulled out his aged and drooping breasts. They had fed the page long ago, had saved his life. In a barn in California...
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0and sliced open her jugular vein, writing his decree in blood across the horrified patrons. Ronald McDonald wrote, "I'm a jealous God, thou shalt have no other before me."