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However, he didn't know whether to invest in a unicycle or a bicycle. He knew that hipsters ride bicycles, but what if he wanted to be a hippity hopster? He cringes. Maybe there -
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I cannot believe the sheer detail with which the artist depicted this series of events! This is the kind of art that one would hear college professors dissecting for years to come!
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The Tribune calls “GOOGAM Son of GOOM” the premier horror event of the season! In it, Natalie Portman finally puts on a sombrero! But the son of GOOM has other plans for her!
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At a loss for a solution, Camilla called her mother for advice on this matter. The phone rang, and rang, and rang. No answer. At this moment, Camilla heard the sirens. "Crap."
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It was at that moment that a colony of fire ants started crawling on my arms. Did we seriously have to do the yoga OUTSIDE?! When was this bridge pose going to end!?!?!? I decided
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But, she did not, being recently turned into a golem and all. The Jewish man got an idea to help her! He made a makeshift soccerball out of all of the pocket lint he had been
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the starving children that have been given free bacon as a result of the "Wigz 4 Pigz" social media campaign. I guess the animal rights activists figured the kids should either go
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the Great Flood of 1934. Weird how time works. Who knew hot pink spandex was the main cause of polio, and that the sellers of such items still must be put to death by law. The gyms
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Wolverine? Wolverine? Wolverine? Logan? Logan? Claw Daddy?" He shot me a menacing glare. "We don't have to "call" him because he can read minds. He's not officiating our wedding."
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due to the word police adding a powder to the last meal he ate that causes blindness. After escaping the word police, Wordyrappinghood changed his name to Blindybraillehood, sadly.
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goat's blood. He read on the internet that watering a plant with goat's blood is the simplest way to communicate ones affection for its leaves. Now that he has confessed his love,
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rather unsatisfactory. I mean, this is a great weddin' n all, but it literally is not lit. Let's get some electricity in here! I can't see my slice of cake!" Little did he know,
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brought out a cardboard box filled with Hershey bars. Dianne was not impressed. He was never good at buying gifts for his dates. Now that there is blackmail involved, he simply
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into my pocket and pulled out a grand piano. "Toon Space." I pulled out another grand piano. And another. And another. Garruk couldn't predict any of my moves anymore! So I
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I figured, since she spat every time, that the secret incredient was the chef's saliva. I mean, I'm no culinary expert, but I take whatever tips I can! It's the best way to learn!
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"David that's not how you properly return the shopping cart." David grimaced at his dog. What did he know? "Try Again."
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sure that the pope is the one who poisoned me?" "Yes." In her last dying breaths, she placed a hex on the pope. Two years later, said pope died from a bear attack. It was sad.
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that a lemon has no conscious? I've seen the lemons do lap dances in the pantry, seducing the canned beans into having a strange love affair. Of course, that's why my son thinks
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Yes, the Declaration of Shame was perhaps the most infuential manifesto of the twenty first century, and the Linen Eating Lions were the activist group that would supposedly
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in their graves, rose up. They all were brandishing flaming hell whips and began to whip Devo with extreme predjudice. There was no stopping the squid-like