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  Ella decided to just go w/ it and began rubbing the vomit suductively all over her rib rack and rump roast. Uncle Yak added a pinch of cayanne pepper to her bean.

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  2014-09-21 01:47:26

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  We all knew Santa was a zombie when he started to crave brains. "Oh God, its Christmas Eve! If we don't stop him he'll bite all the children and their dogs!" Call the Snowman!

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  2014-09-20 03:47:13

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  He addressed the room full of scientists and weather men and went on to show proof of his theory. As a large fan blew he ripped feathers from a chicken and tossed them in the air.

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  2014-09-20 03:38:30

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  The killer was tempted to slit his own throat rather than Sidney's just to escape the wretched oder of her poo hole. He let go of her hair and he choked and stumbled backwards.

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  2014-09-20 03:34:49