Finished Folds (21—40)
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3with gangster rims. People gawking because they haven't seen a car like mine. "What car is that." That's a Matador." "Hmm, so that's a Matador." "Made in Toledo."
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1solemnly stampeded the lobsters.
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0Thinking the whole matter settled Gwenyth Paltrow went on a epicurean adventure in the Carpathian Mountains. My Vagina was selling well. Then they tried marketing My Colon for men.
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1with our libations seen to there was nothing else to do but to ride off into the sunset. But sunset was hours away, plenty of time to drinks more whimpering poodles & Sphinxadermy.
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1Then I remembered "The cake is always a lie." Which lie had I just eaten?
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0man than went down his throat. Still enough though to pop a shirt button. Which flew across the table into the eye of the ambassador. It rattled a bit. He slumped over dead. -fin-
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1scenarios mid-story to being about the court case against Muscaria Hemlock.
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1The Great Leader refused to let the Federation turn Eros 4 into another pleasure planet.
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0We knew it was possible Marty was still alive. We had to get him away from Atrax and his bloody mallet. "What questions, asshole," Aaron asked to keep him distracted.
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0came upon a crime scene being investigated by the City Guard. The King's sudden presence was noticed. everyone took to the knee. The King didn't think it could get any worse. Then
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2"Oh no you don't," I screamed in the little mind that I had left. But I used 100% of it to overcome the nanobots and through them Skynet. I was Skynet now. I shut the machines down
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1id something about a last hurrah. "Something about a last hurrah?" Then he floored it straight intoa large tank of sulphuric acid someone had left in the road. Tis their fiery end.
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3Prof, Sims of Sims University at the Sims City Swimming Pool. He was totally unaware that he had fallen off the edge of the universe. "Hooba noobie," a Sims cop asked him IRL.
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6Molly who lolligagged the whole day on your areolas the way the ET Fever had you. Perhaps, counter to the trend, your augmentations included extra breasts for this very reason.
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3ready to put my GInzu blade down. My Girld Friday, Maggie Hallenguild, booked my flight to Nepal. There I would meet up with the best abominable snowman wrangler on the planet. Wan
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2land of the living you. The I stop for marsupials you. The "I'm not a male Karen" you. The voted for John Anderson, Ross Perot, and Gary Johnson you. The mailed poo to an ex you.
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6chic didn't work so well with my preferred personal color palette of red, green, and gold; red, green, and gold. i made it work though, didn't I? My new bad girl name: Girl George.
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3Then she seemed to see him for the 1st time. "You, you're the man from the train in my dream. You needed someone killed. We traded kills." Lizzie Borden pointed behind her. "Done."
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9early onset dementia. My father babbles about "teddy bear mayhem" this and "teddy bear mayhem" that. Even the weather has got something to do with teddy bear mayhem. He's on meds.
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6as a hardly veiled snark at his having offered the Apple to Eve way back then, in the Garden. Newt knew Satan would take umbrage but he was safely on the shoulders of giants.