Finished Folds (41—60)
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1ready. He dreamed of being Kukoo the Clown since he was t18. Ever since he went Jim's party, he
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1such excitment being crowned Burger Queen of the month. What next? Her aspirations of perhaps acheiving the next
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3It's Friday afternoon and all I am doing is staring at the piles of work on my desk. My thoughts keep turning to this
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5Swedish Fish and Yuengling. Where does one start? While scoping out the scene, I thought it rather odd not to see
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1after Jenny turned me down, I realized why. There it was, a boulder size snot hanging off my nostril. No wonder I am
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2brightly colored trailer homes. I cautiously approached the nearest one. The mailbox read, Bubba and Bambi Boscoe.
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2aligning with the chanting thugs. Their rant "nothing sweeter than beating Jeeter" was really more than we
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1demons. Sat at the end seat at the Pai Gow table, thrusting out his bills. Sweating the outcome he starts to panic.
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1instead, I said "Absofuckinglutely" ya *&^%$$. He took a gulp like a ravenous maniac who spent days in
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2on the 8-track. Remember the classic 8-track? Nothing better. I turned the corner on Fifth and Vine flashing back
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1with the flapjacks bubbling on the griddle and some huevos rancheros. Do I heat up the Vermont Maid or would he take
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0it occurred to him, he didn't have any tokens left! Quickly, he shifted his stance, glanced to his left and
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2at Band Camp.....
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1create a diversion, McGiver style, using olny his belt buckle and the book of matches he scoffed from the local 7-11.
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2It was a win/lose, do or die situation. Praying to the Lottery Gods, he clenched his last five bucks with his arthritic
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1"BOO-YAH"! said the homeless man as he passed. If only he could
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2Headed to the sidelines with courage. Grabbed the big-breasted cheerleader and plunged his tongue down her throat.
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2I just knew it! The one time I did not need any witnesses to my embarassing acts, she
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5If only she had not done that! No sooner did the cold finger penetrate my ear, the hugest fart blew out.
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2the kitchen to snatch me a cold one. But what I found upon opening the old Fridgedair was nothing more than