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was ready, and he poured it over his spaghetti. "Now, remember, not a word. If the judges know we're using magic, we'll get disqualified." His team nodded in agreement, but Pete -
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pretty great theme tune, too. Unfortunately, the jury deemed it to be too similar to the ghostbusters theme, and that's how we lost our millions.
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people, who would write and perform a catchy dance hit about him/her. So the ritual went ahead, and this year, the winner was
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Buzz Aldrin - who had planned this whole thing the last time he was in space - went to bed, content with the fruits of his labour.
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proper earthquakes, not the dumb hipster earthquakes you get these days. Conveniently, my human also had a time machine, so he took me and the cat to
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This led to an interest in policing, and he applied to the local force. However, despite being a giant, his invisibility made it difficult to prove he met the minimum height.
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uploaded the whole episode to Youtube, who deleted it pretty quickly, but not before someone had saved it and hosted it elsewhere. My cup antics had made me infamous and I needed
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effortlessly transformed it into a butterfly. "Man, it feels great, controlling the universe. For my next trick I'm going to eat the entire
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After creating the worst slogan in McDonalds' history, I found myself unemployed. Perhaps this was meant to be, though, as the next day I applied for
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"Why can't everything be neon?" The octopus looked at me, disappointed. "Don't you appreciate this field? Have you got a problem with nature?"
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realised too late that it was a trap as he threw a blade at me, severing my arm. I vowed to get revenge one day, so when the hospital gave me a choice of replacement limbs I chose
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the referee yelled "DOUBLE POINTS!", giving the opposition a chance to catch up. He decided he would not give in - that pony would be his. He charged again and
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left as a witness to prove his heroics, however. This was important to him, so he drew a picture of the battlefield on a corpse and proceeded to drag it to his
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handed me my grade. It was a disappointing B. I could have got an A if only I hadn't forgotten to
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great sandwiches, and I was feeling quite hungry at the time. Fleeing with my dog in my arms, I knew I had made the right choice if I were ever to achieve my dream of