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happening here?" he mused to himself. Unfortunately, he was not such a fan of sea urchins, preferring chicken to any kind of crustacean. A burning in his thighs -
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They didn't call me the Big Bad Wolf for nothing! I stepped in and took a giant breath before hu
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monkeys who naturally ate a paleo diet. Fresh meat! Veg! Ninja (or Ninj to his friends) hoped they would
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ice cube each. Forget the herders. Who did they think they were? Santa Clause?
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was really disconcerting to her monochromatic sensibilities.
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Cairn searched the the depths of his memory for the stupidest joke he could think of. "What's a dentist's favorite time?" he quipped.
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Adolf stood mesmerized by the image in his mirror. He could never
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I'd love to ditch this late night theatre with their "theme" performances. The only patrons scattered throughout the nearly empty theatre were
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My father Nate had eaten too many carrots. No wonder he was pregnant.
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"Abacadaboo! No wait, that's not right. Abacadoodee. No. Hockey Pocky! Hokey Pokey! Crap." Bertha wished she'd paid more attention in class as the wand trembled in her hand
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How could he be pregnant? That was impossible! Wasn't it? Nate
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Fortunately for Gerald, he'd never had more than a passing interest in golf. He turned back to the matter at hand.
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Thank heavens for the boards nailed securely across his doors and windows. Those children were monsters. Always hungry. Always demanding more. He couldn't make enough to
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Unfortunately, in her haste to get home, she didn't notice the rope tangled around her tail. Writhing and thrusting against the waves, Serena twisted her body futilely. "Adrian!
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What WAS my thing was martial arts. If it involved chopping, spinning, kicking, twirling... I was in my element. This was thanks for many years of
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that's right when my alarm went off. I've gotta stop eating mexican right before bed. No wonder my body was craving crackers. This was the stupidest
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Unfortunately, the baboons had already gotten to the police station and Geraldine's call went unanswered. "When the going gets tough," she muttered
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Ipswich was the closest station to the little, ramshackle cottage Lorna's aunt called "home". A thatched roof that seemed to leak even on sunny days and a damp smell of mildew
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Angus had never considered the ramifications of the chemicals in his favorite degreaser before. Spray, wipe, spray, wipe. He'd done it so many times he often woke up from a dead
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It had been six months since Sierra's roommate had last thought to ask her if she might like something from the convenience store before she ran out the door, golden tresses flying