16 Folds
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My So-Called Life: A Teenage Acne Drama. In 1997 a new contender for greasiest story entered the arena. Boasting several exquisite oils and and a Slip'n'Slide, the story, titled -
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There are thoughts. Flashes of thoughts. Again, there is pain.
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"Gentleman," the general addressed his troops. "It's a pain in the buns, I know, but we must ketchup to the enemy whether the condiments are low. We MUST be ARDent in our mission."
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"Okay," he said, gathering himself. "So Janitor Janet has a beak and my hall pass expires in five minutes." Examining his map of the facility, he found a spot to hide from the robo
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his overall 3d20 roll could fit on 1d6. Hahaha *snort*! Holmes paused as the dungeon master blew his nose. The amethyst dragon waited, tapping its tail. Finally, it lifted Holmes
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peach, and there's this guy, James. He's not giant. The peach is. Yeah, like, taller than James and wider than this room. Yeah, it's no believable but I'm telling the story, so..."
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Data coverage in the jungle tunnels was minimal. Bustube provided more opportunity to coordinate and outwit the heavily armed interlopers. And that's how I met your Uncle Ho.
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Proghsajsjdfjddiam solipsism at the drop of a lmlmids5sdf. Imagine that, Gkhrdfhux thought. Me, thinking beyond the self. I began here at Dr. Rhdgjdjlkmi's last fold and here I
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"CUT! PRINT! Take five, people." The bell rang and stagehands scurried about. Big Brother was always watching, but even he knew not to mess with the teamsters' union rep.
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by night, she was the student...in love triangles and associated geometric romance. For you see, the girls who like cash smell it from miles away, much like my French cologne,
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ongmen. They had a hard time keeping up with the son's brazen wit, but were very good at lifting up big, heavy things, and putting them elsewhere, just like the Israelites in
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Walking stick and suitcase in hand, ALF went it alone in the heavily wooded areas of northern Georgia. I'm not saying he's dumb, but being a brown alien in that part of the world
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And quite adept at formatting his opinions in APA format. The monkey judge's efficiency impressed the robot wife, and they shared small gestures during the trial. ETHICS ALERT.
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relief! Gold Bond Man strode through the prison's hall, sprinkling sweet, sweet medicated powder onto the feet of the tortured men. It was only momentary, but
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dressed in layers and upon the balcony, plied the prime minister's wife with plum vodka and his shiny wit. They huddled against the wind and plotted his rise to prominence.
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five loaves and two fishes. Or two fish. As the trash police squabbled over the grammatical, the two fish(es) and changed color. One cop, Theodore Geisel, took notice, and counted.
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avoid the Kardashians, but more importantly, the rapid global warming. Our futures hinged upon the ability to communicate with other underground clans and to mime
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McMahan heard the news and scoffed. "Let them come," he said. "I'll have fun tonight. I'll Wong Chung tonight." He lit a cigar and completed the flow chart of masters, students,
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what I hope is something not a part of your anatomy while the rest are off in the wild blue yonder of new things, people, and experiences. They're taking life to the extreme and
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on arrival.