Finished Folds (41—60)
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4It's AGAINST THE RULES for you to see the jellyfish, Mr. Wilson. Must I repeat myself like a broken record? Are you THAT dim?!" The cricket turned away from Mr. Wilson, and then
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4He WAS the Muffin Man! "Oh, my goodness! It's you! You...you have a very old and popular children's song written about you! I used to sing it constantly to my mom." "Yes,I knew her
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6Thumbless Dog had a really bad habit of using the bathroom, spilling beer that fermented, and other grotesque substances on the soft cushion. He was OCD, and started to have a coma
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1that looped through his mind continuously; every day, all day. "I can't make this question GET OUT OF MY HEAD!" He shouted, still standing atop the Smokey Mountain. He decided to
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4The hashtag that I posted, #BARBIANSROCK, got me 10,000 followers on Twitter! I just knew it; I was close to having as many followers as Obama or Caitlyn Jenner now. Was I delusion
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3And that one, lonely singular thought that looped through her mind was, "Zhjuejfja". Like I told you, it was a world unlike our own; they had their own language. The word meant
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5win she accumulated, she threw a Paris Hilton esque party and invited every entourage in town. Electric banana manufacturing was taking off and it was all because of HER. She tried
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3use I had developed Halitosis, the condition where your breath basically smells like a poop soaked garbage bag. I was abiding my rule about living far away from society. One day,
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1. I took off my boot and socks off and showed him my toes. "Doesn't it look like they're tingling?" I asked. The meth consumer then asked, angrily, "I SAID where's the stuff!"
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1back thicker and quicker. It's like a domino effect, the whole world that we live in, that we brush our teeth in, that we take our garbage out in, daily things of that sort. I
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2growing into strong adult legs. Once they were up to four miles a day, they stopped using Xx in their handle names and started wearing polo shirts. They were growing up; they
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2stench, upsetting her bronchitis, making her cough even more. She made it past the fence and walked into the doctor's office. Cough. Hack. She signed her name at the front desk and
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1at the Danish Zoo, I wasn't too clear about the rules. Not to mention my first job. I stood there like a deer in the headlights. The owner, Mr. Brown, walked over to me and
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4actually gained more fame. Sadly, she didn't know about her now over-the-top ratings, being brain damaged and all. Her family decided to
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4Now all he did down vodka as if it were water, putting vodka in beer cans to not seem too suspicious around company. "If it were the 70's," he slurred, "I would be known all over!"
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2a karate legend, but Chuck Norris' quads were weak in his eyes. "Dammit, I can't squat over this damn toliet if I tried! I'm a clean freak, what should I do?" So he decided to
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1because of the Blue Faerie. Oh, yes. She, the Griffin, and the White Dragon were the most powerful in the land of the forest. The Blue Faerie gave us the spit to swallow so that we
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2Sunni Mitchem decided she was going to go for a walk. She threw her golden hair up in a bun, put on her new sneakers, and took off in the autumn breeze. Everything was going well,
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2outcome of what they actually tell you about their political beliefs; it's inevitable. They either want you to agree with them or strongly disagree with them. They don't realize
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2Frogs can dance. It's the truth. They can do the salsa, the rumba, ballet, tap dance, you name it. Mr. Froggles tap danced over to Mrs. Froggles. "Tell me, dear, why do you