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  our company is going to gain an extra $50,000 in just one week. How exciting! Celebrity Deathmatch is going to be back on air and bigger than EVER now! New celebrities will be

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  I decided to wish upon a star. "Shooting Star," I gazed at my favorite star in the sky, "Please let my insurance offer me deliverance." The star started bursting bright colors,then

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  2015-10-07 05:03:41

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  open minded. That made no sense whatever. I mean, I used my liver as much as Slash used his in the 80's, maybe even more with all the vodka I drank, sure, is that what she meant? I

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  2015-10-07 04:58:28

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  caffeine overdoses! This was rare for caffeine farms to have, so the reporters were now crowding around the owners like seagulls would go after crumbs of bread, they decided to

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  2015-10-07 04:51:28

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  and healing the harmed. After all, he WAS The Big Lebowski, and he was now on a mission because of his suicide. But he was reincarnated now. His next mission was to

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  2015-10-07 04:47:33

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  "Oh, no, honey! What do we do?!" My wife shrieked. "This is ALL Pete's fault!" He should've never

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  2015-10-07 04:41:36

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  straw, trying not to wake anyone inside the house. She couldn't believe she was getting herself into such a horrible sitch. He was strange, wanting her to snort coke from his foot

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  2015-10-07 04:39:26

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  They've been brainwashed into thinking the Illuminati are after all of them. They think each Mythbusters' co-host is plotting something cruel against one another. One even

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  2015-10-07 04:35:31

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  was just sitting there on YouTube, drinking Red Bull, and picking his nose vigorously. "I thought you wanted me here!" I was annoyed. "I do. I want you in my new YouTube video!" I

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  2015-10-07 04:28:13

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  Mr. Sensible pulled out his cracked iPhone and asked Siri. "You turn them," Siri replied. "Oh, now I remember!" He smiled, pleased. He had showered and was fresh and clean, so he

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  2015-10-07 04:07:24

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  inside, so he could get a better look. As his eyes lingered on every young body standing there, he

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  choked on acid reflux and died. Nope. Not even the huge, purple Nexium dancing around could save them. The dancing Nexium then

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  2015-10-07 00:51:42

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  making me consider that the dugout was a better place to be. I decided to go right. All of a sudden,

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  weren't green like your typical Martians you see on TV. Stephen decided that the redneck Martian kids would

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  2015-10-07 00:43:06

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  And yes, as you can guess, I was married to the Queen of Coffee Makers. She was very

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  2015-10-07 00:23:14

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  I also wore her vintage tie-dyed t-shirt. Either it had magical powers of its colorful decade, the 1-finger salute was back in style, because I'm now the owner of the Improv!

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  2015-10-06 23:59:16

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  "Give me a damn banana! Now!" I decided it would be best if I

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  2015-10-06 23:48:25

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  mermaid that wasn't quite what you would expect. The top was fish, and she had legs that were

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  2015-10-05 21:39:19

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  places to go. Well, you sure did a fine job!" He then flew off into the darkness and

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  2015-10-05 21:36:59

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  I had some Dutch descendants, and it seemed intriguing. Plus, there was this really hot Dutch girl that I

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