Finished Folds (1—20)

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  "tori is the hottest female on the planet" i declared haphazardly to noone in particular, but didn't care since noone but her mattered to me anymore anyway. I built a rocket ship

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  2011-08-23 17:45:26

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  attached megalithic fossilized breakfast cereal pieces to our ears, dangling them enticingly for superflipflop mans pleasure. he is a man after all and easy to please. his face

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  2011-08-23 17:43:20

• 1
  "the worst thing about the pizza so far was the burned toppings", he thought as he paced the supermarkets isles absentmindedly chewing. I wish i had a poloroid camera to catalog

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  2011-08-02 10:34:06

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  the water circulator pump attached to ted's landsuit so he wouldn't be followed. "well", he thought, "at least that buys me an hour or so", as he imagined they'd have to retrieve

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  2011-03-17 12:12:16

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  and as he fantasized about guzzling a gigantic stein of beer, he noticed some movement out of the corner of his eye. His sharpened hatchet gleamed under the moonlight as he

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  2011-03-17 12:09:59

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  conveniently the coven of nuns down the street owned and operated a convience store that specialized in gum filled treats. the wrapping paper used to keep the candy hygienic was

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  2011-03-16 10:07:26

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  jaw you could configure a plumb line to, if for instance you were trying to build that new basement addition to your ramshackle cardboard house. His bulging eyes were irresistable

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  2011-03-16 10:05:27

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  and I wasn't about to provide him with an out ... i really wanted to see this ventriloquist act everyone raved about so fluently. Dixby was home cleaning up a toast explosion for

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  2011-03-16 10:03:10

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  use that velcro codpiece one more time and that will be the end of you". I disregarded her announcement and began the laborious process of unstrapping the leather bands to prep

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  2011-03-16 10:01:00

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  sing at his kareoke parties! what a fitting tribute that would be he thought. as he trudged thru the cemetery gates, a quiet moan caught his attention. turning, his gaze fell

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  2011-03-16 09:58:12

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  started playing competitive checkers against prepubescent ruffians. the visor was within her reach within a week of having started to play and her excitement was evident.

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  2011-03-16 09:55:30

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  go on restless monologs about how his lot in life was so tragic, but noone wanted to hear the lamentations of such a fat bird. the safe under the bed was not a good hiding place

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  2011-03-16 09:52:46

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  his soggy lunch bag had begun sagging under the weight of 5 lbs of roast beef. he was annoyed by the burden of having to eat so much food all the time, but he was a big fellow so

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  2011-03-16 09:50:50

• 1
  one hell of a shindig to be sure! colonel mustard usually tended to treat all of his sexual conquests as if he were the spaniards and they were the aztecs. "give me all your gold"

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  2011-03-16 09:49:24

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  out from the deluxe double zippered enclosure was not mine so i decided to investigate ! flashlight poised to crush sculls, I raised my liftin' stick in order to do some poking

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  2011-03-16 09:47:27

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  had been coming out green as of late, but that was ok since st. patricks day was fast approaching. placing the lute on a nail by the staircase, she drags the bodies by their legs

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  2011-03-16 09:45:03

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  there must be more ! More! " he screamed ! the desire to procreate was inevitabally not in his hands though

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  2011-03-16 09:39:44

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  some kind of obscure gypsy curse when spoken out loud. today was different though, for noone spoke romanian nor did they really care about festive headwear. She uttered a silent

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  2011-03-16 09:35:22

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  car wash. they do a really good job when it comes to cleaning vehicles. no one was interested in his uncles latest creation which had melted after being left on a radiator

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  2011-03-16 09:32:53

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  prepared my typewriter for some abuse by slathering it with a special greasy concoction i had created in my basement laboratory. binoculars at the ready, I scanned the horizon

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  2011-03-16 09:31:11