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  with inappropriate comments about dietary restrictions. Junior meanwhile had become hypnotized by his own avarice and via subliminal suggestion began to do an interpretive dance

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  2011-03-16 09:28:27

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  doubled over in pain from the insect bites that festered on his arms and legs. he desperately needed a salve of some sort and began to search in earnest for one in the cabinet

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  2011-03-16 09:24:57

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  "there is no Z word" was the reply. they quietly sipped their cokes for a moment, each mentally noting that it tasted terrible separately but in unison. the breeze from

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  2011-03-16 09:21:46

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  make me laugh with their silly clown make up and tendencies to eat raw ham! the popping of her wrist indicated to the others that the game had begun. "left hand red!" was the

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  2011-03-16 09:16:35

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  the explosion that rocked my house had impaired my ability to get dressed by charring all of my clothes beyond recognition. a quick reconnoiter was in order, so i gathered up a

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  2011-03-16 09:15:02

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  once he had completed all the heavy lifting, the rest of the move would be easy. caskets tend to weigh a lot though so the use of a crane came to mind. birds cant lift heavy stuff

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  2011-03-16 09:13:17

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  once the dial had been twisted all the way to the right, the hum was incredibly loud and the strobes were disorienting ! why someone would want to install so many safeties into

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  2011-02-21 06:31:19

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  amazingly odd that the quarter had fallen on it's edge over 12 times! as he prepared to flip it again, there came a shout from across the street. It was mrs. gerdsley making some

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  2011-02-21 06:29:19

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  was always well dressed and somehow smelled better than you'd think necrotic flesh would. it must've been the deodorant he used. she took him out to bars to be her wing man but

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  2011-02-21 06:26:58

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  wasn't as hard to keep as it was to pack into a suitcase for use on long trips! The TSA always asks pesky questions, like "are those human remains?" or "why is that glowing ?"

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  2011-02-21 06:24:55

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  his bottom lip .. it looked like some kind of bar code so he decided to try and scan it at the self check out kiosk in his local grocery store. when he scanned his face

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  2011-02-21 06:23:00

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  was to remain a humble vetrinarian ! One day though she would discover how to talk to animals, and being quite evil would foment the pet revolution. the streets would run red

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  2011-02-21 06:20:12

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  as she hurriedly put the book down she knocked over her coffee into mr. smythe's lap! Poor Mr. smythe! Always the recipient of some sort of bad luck be it a bee sting, or papercut

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  2011-02-21 06:18:18

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  the usual stuff like don't let kids play with matches, don't feed them ice cream before dinner and never let them see you sweat! that last rule was the hardest one to follow becaus

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  2011-02-21 06:16:21

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  his computer grew arms, legs and a head ! And with laserlike concentration was determined to take over the world somehow, but being made of silicon it's resources were limited to

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  2011-02-21 06:11:56