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  The bastard had to go and spoil it for everyone. Later, i passed by the car wash and wanted to get a mole removed at the drive in but her dad was a bit

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  2011-02-24 02:29:21

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  fecal matter and corn cobs.The notary came around this morning with a shotgun and a few pounds of fresh

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  2011-02-24 02:25:53

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  in the armpits of the walrus'. "Stop eating my sesame cake!!" said the landlord in a panic, It was her first time on a roller coaster and she had gotten her

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  2011-02-24 02:20:01

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  her nostril and she entertained the fact that there was a street mime playing air guitar over a

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  2011-02-24 02:14:42

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  just what the doctor ordered. My tenant keeps inviting herself over and begging to touch it.I find it quite liberating when the dark rich texture of my third

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  2011-02-24 02:05:39

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  would you mix dark colors with pork?" Didnt you get that memo?" It was time for a change in the line-up,my uncle came over and smacked the

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  2011-02-24 02:01:27

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  self absorbing asshole shes met at her taxidermy class.This was it,the man of her dreams, he was tall,shiny,dull and part of the italian yakuza. I was wet from

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  2011-02-24 01:48:26

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  that his chicken was medium rare and green, we quickly hailed a cab and headed to the friendly russian bath house to grow some sexy little

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  2011-02-24 01:42:45

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  The funeral was on Sunday and among the visitors,Dr.Morgantaller was the first to show with a fuck you t-shirt and a case of ale. I miss my smegma.Love andre

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  2011-02-22 18:31:56

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  layer cake.The moose then invited the elk over for some wine and cheese. They had a gay old time but there was an elephant in the room watching wheel of fortune and

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  2011-02-22 18:28:17

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  creamed corn.The stench was horrific, the walls started changing colors but the taste was fantastic,i suddenly was docile with a slight wave of euphoria.Bayer was

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  2011-02-18 16:59:20

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  have sex with mimes but the acoustic hand gestures were quite pleasant under the weight of the

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  2011-02-16 18:17:28

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  The afternoon of the late night luncheon was a farce. My aunt drove into the rose bushes and said the cheese was old and the pasta was sleek and sexy, she then grabbed

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  2011-02-16 18:11:38

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  cellular land line telephones.the best course of action against flat tires is watching hentai porn and eating large amounts of crisco in the morning

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  2011-02-16 18:08:49

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  that those tubular pork chop sandwiches came in on the wire and she was denying me sex because of the time the zombies passed up the deal on the 4x4 my aunt

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  2011-02-16 18:06:04

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  So i was sitting on the corner hydrant staring at the carcass do the cha cha across the golf course and feeling a deep sense of an emotional vomit coming to

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  2011-02-16 00:36:21

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  but the crocodiles had already farted and headed to the eastern seaboard for some mild time travel.Bob was scared of the future lovers he would encounter because of tooth enamel

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  2011-02-16 00:23:33

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  from picking my bingo numbers with the mailman. The dog is old and moldy and the fish voted him the weakest link in the ankle of time."We must ride on!" said the cheese

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  2011-02-16 00:15:54

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  Its lotion rubbing days are over and when the shit hits the paper shredder its gonna be a masterpiece of literature from the bottom of the overgrown apes earlobe

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  2011-02-15 23:59:10

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  while getting head from a single malt scotch drinking platapus making love to an irate garden tool with a hangover. Rumor control thinks we need more cupcakes with chunks of

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  2011-02-15 23:55:08