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10...set the fireplace to "burning," because the house should have a more rustic look 15) Make sure the moon is full, because god knows satan likes a full moon 16) say these words:
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5...I served coffee to the management and did errands that most of those damn people could have done themselves. Fun, right?
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4Santa silently remembered the simple times, and suddenly a thought struck him. "What happened to those wooden ducks with wheels? Why don't kids ask for those anymore?"
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3The bird then proceeds to loudly belt out R&B music while flapping about, leaving its feathers everywhere. The woman covered her ears and grinned.
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2Unfortunately, the person at the door was not who Ida was expecting. "Good day, madam," said a seedy looking merchant. "I'm here to tell you all about a great new product."