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came to his yard, they were met with bullet rain. What he hadn't considered was that the sprinkler fired in all directions, so he too ended up looking like Swiss cheese.
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Did I just hear the Wilhelm Scream or was I just imagining it again?
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"What the hell is that?" I asked, slightly disturbed."See, we have many vegan members in our cult, so we eat carrions made out of soy. Some members prefer to be called 'Seitanists'
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an errant hand mirror floated between the sun and the weapon and reflected the beam back into the gun, annihilating it and Barnes's dreams in the process.
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revenge. He already had a plan to start a veggie craze. No one would pick him at the store because of his off-putting appearance, allowing him to happily retire at the dumpster.
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It didn't take long for the UN to respond. The wall was built after all - not to keep immigrants out, but to keep Americans from leaving. It was better this way, everyone agreed.
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for thousands of years, but now a tourist had taken a sip of it. It was worse than when someone wrote "Chad was here" on the Fountain of Youth! The Nectar of the Gods
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This tea was just too good; Hydra surely had some special recipe. If I left my cell, I would never taste that sweet, sweet beverage again. Was that a life I wanted to lead?
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. Instructor versus norm. There was not other way to solve this. No other way than a dance-off.The Instructor stretched his legs and said: "I will nae nae you into oblivion Norm!."
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three billion years. Every civilization had heard the 'wow' at some point in history. People started calling it "The Big Wow". It marked the beginning of a new era, the era of
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and the lemming suffered emotional trauma. And all of it happened on live tv. Soon the video of the lemming climbing Senator Borf's face was all over Facebook. Luckily,
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He gently stroked the computer screen. K-pop stars are God's finest creation, he thought, dreaming of the blue-haired boy serenading him in the moonlight. Not even
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Will, as the forensic scientists nicknamed the skulls, were actually made of plastic, and the real bodies were elsewhere.He could still be convicted of bad taste because the skulls
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throws the coffee theatrically at Batman and his wax mask melts. It's the Joker behind the mask.) And that's how the strange spin-off series/talk show "Coffee with the Joker" ends.
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didn't help with my hallucinations," Tom told the psychiatrist who had partly transformed into a vulture.
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swooped in from the sky and grabbed him by the shoulders as if he was taking him further into the hallucination. Tom saw the gates to
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Or is it? A wise philosopher once said "I am, therefore I think". Does that mean that rocks, too, are capable of cognition? To find out, I
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Turns out the cameras degraded so fast they never made it to the stomach. It had cost Santa a fortune to have the technology elves engineer them. Now he couldn't pay their salaries
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Now I was on the run from the police for plushiecide.They had found my fingerprints and traces of stuffing at the crime scene, so I had to flee deep into the Himalayas. Oh