Dave entered the Comfort Zone and decided

Dave entered the Comfort Zone and decided to claim it as his own. Dave built his home in the Comfort Zone and never wanted to leave. The Comfort Zone was

not far from the Sweet Spot where Dave worked to pay his mortgage. Each day on his way to work, Dave crossed the Bridge of Opportunity & gazed down into the Still Waters which ran

Into the Slough of Despond here in lovely Vanity Fair. Dave spent his day Pushing the Envelope. He pushed it in a special central groove in his desk from one side to the other

and back again, ad infintum. Exciting times for Dave at Vanity Fair. Then he looked over into Brad's cubicle & saw a sign on his desk which read: The Buck Stops Here. Dave had $1.0

1. That meant he had a little over a buck. When the buck stopped, that little extra penny went past Brad, Derek, Jessica, Amber and landed smack dab on Irene. Her cheek actually.

2. The funny money circulating was not worth much. It was shocking to see the devaluation. 3. "The Voice" repeated, "Beware of green slime." This went on 24/7 and I wanted to shut

the infernal rip in the fabric of the past/future that had led to us being stuck in this Fold like lemmings to the slaughter. Lemming on a stick in never gonna fly. Homeland Securi

-ty no longer allows Lemming-on-a-stick in any government building, ever since someone tried to 'stick it to the man' and forgot to remove the lemming. Senator Borf suffered bites

and the lemming suffered emotional trauma. And all of it happened on live tv. Soon the video of the lemming climbing Senator Borf's face was all over Facebook. Luckily,

Senator Borf was a Lame Duck--he had only four friends on Facebook--and he felt bad for the lemming, so he took it in; gave it free reign of his house, don't feel bad for the rat.