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would listen only to me. I would kill this man and rule them all. Yes, one ring to rule them all, one ring to find them. It was true. And now it would be MINE.
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they thought it was about poop. After all, poop was brown and the slogan was on her butt of all places. She could never show her face in school again after that incident.
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The award winning best selling author and guitar player took a bow. This wasn't his first interview and it wouldn't be his last. This would be the one with the most death though.
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but then again I never really liked McDonald's in the first place. Nothing could compare to the love I had in my heart for the Burger King. He really did let you have your way.
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barely able to maintain a speed of 30 MPH. I thought I would never get away but I looked in my rearview window and saw the crash had made the squad car explode. I loved fireworks!
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There was nothing she could do. She watched as Lemon grew smaller in her hands. All she could do was hold her tight and comfort her until the animal no longer existed.
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warm beneath his fingers. He almost didn't want to let her go. But he was on a mission. He had to kill her or he could never go home again. He lifted his gun to the back of her
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That had always been his dream. He looked at the couplets posted all over his wall. There was only one good enough for a card but Hallmark would never hire a giraffe.
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He was the first to drop down into the depths of the lake.He was supposed to give me the ok to dive down after him but I waited for five minutes and saw nothing.Something was wrong
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I immediately knew that my short paragraph was going to win me a nobel prize. I submitted my entry to Morgan Freeman so he could read it to the judges with his smooth voice.
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garden where my butler brought us some chai tea and biscuits. We obviously had a lot to talk about especially since I learned during our battle that he was my brother.
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This wasn't going to end well. I had barricaded the doors but the SWAT team was here and I knew from experience that they don't always play nice. There was already one body, and
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d never catch me now. This however proved to be false as I was soon swallowed by a whale. "Damn it I'm not Jonah" I thought. The belly of a whale is very wet. Not fun.
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ranting and raving about how he would never be as cool as Jackie Chan and that no one understood how terrible the Vietnam war was. He seemed to be as high as a kite on a windy day.
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the largest pizza they had with only bacon on it. Well it was his last night to live and he was going to eat whatever the hell he wanted. It tasted better than he could imagine.
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started his speech, as pompous as he ever was. Kathleen had never seen someone she hated as much as she hated him. It was a good thing she was the leader of the rebellion.
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ss Japanese cuisine became the best Japanese restaurant in Oklahoma and once they became rich she went to her backstabbing lesbian and smothered her in her sleep.
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Though none of them compared to their hamster Guillermo who turned into a human sized pet with super strength and super speed. This also turned him into an evil hamster. The kids
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grabbed her softball bat from her athletic bag and held it ready. She was sure someone was in the house. She just didn't know who. "If anyone's here I already called the police.