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  a jet pack. In fact as I began switching between the two I just decided to abandon the stilts all together. Just at that moment though the jet pack ran out of fuel.

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  perfect way to do so. The only downside to the impenetrable bubble was it limited her social interaction. She couldn't play any sports (unless she was the ball). However, one day

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  2011-04-24 22:09:18

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  face. The audience had gone wild for John. John threw the empty phaser cartridges on the ground. The dance team was no more and just when all threats seemed neutral Skywalker

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  2011-04-24 22:04:25

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  that they were into me. I was just on my way around to Jens house when

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  2011-04-24 07:42:49

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  Tom Clancy as he typed the last words of his latest novel, "gay take over." He got up and ran out the door holding the finished script. But just as he was negotiating the steps he

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  2011-04-24 07:39:42

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  hit a seagull. It fell to the ground in a smoldering heap. Phillip grabbed the fire hose and began to put out the slowly growing fire. The following morning

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  2011-04-24 07:04:33

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  jumped out the window with delight.

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  2011-04-24 06:58:31

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  It all started when Lucy kissed Jermaine.

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  bugs bunny having a seizure, he grabbed the

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  2011-04-24 03:26:22

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  time that Little Bobby was a hired hitman. His latest job was to kill the captain. He grapped the nearest

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  2011-04-24 03:22:52

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  Just then David Hasselhoff walked in and started trying to save. . .

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  2011-04-24 03:20:18

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  air freshner in my car. But i do remember yelling, "We're in Bat Country!" Just before

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  2011-04-23 23:35:08

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  consume food from McDonalds again." As it turns out Maccers was closed later that year due to a powerful hallucinogen found in Big Mac's. The end

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  2011-04-23 23:18:33

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  The money. Hell no. Where had i left it? Searching, looking, not finding. Under the mattress? No. Then i heard a car pull up outside. A door flung open with breakneck speed. It was

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  2011-04-23 23:10:05

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  filled with my cocaine. I couldn't believe the post office hadn't picked this up. That afternoon i decided i didn't need clown college. Just drugs. Just as i had inhaled the first

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  2011-04-23 23:04:46

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  I know it isn't real but something inside me wanted to go on a wild goose chase. So we headed for the airport. Booked tickets for the first flight out. Headed to New Zealand.

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  2011-04-23 22:58:28

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  into a woman, the prettiest woman in the world. And then Ya Boy walked in the room and started singing, "First we fuck bitches, then we get money"

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  2011-04-23 22:29:26

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  took what little i had and bought as much alcohol as possible. I was in the middle of drowning my sorrows when,

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  2011-04-23 22:16:50

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  Ralph was what you would call a late bloomer. He didn't understand a lot and as a result ended up yelling in a goofy alien voice. "The roof, the roof the roof is on fire." Then it

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  2011-04-23 22:13:28

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  beat the crap out of many villains. But now they had nothing. They had lost their abilities to fight and kick ass. Still coming to terms with the latest version of windows they

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