Finished Folds (21—26)
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1She was found five minutes later, still out. As the paramedics carried her out, she dreamt of tapioca monsters. The elevator was given the all-clear despite the clear OSHA violatio
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3. They're covered in metal." "I can, but I'll warn you, I'm wearing nothing underneath." But security came first, so you took them off and went streaking through the metal detector
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2on top and "BOTTOM TEXT" below. The next day, a team of hypochondriacs petitioned Candy Aphasia into the DSM-VII. But news of both events was buried when, on Monday,
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2with a new plan. "I'll seduce the damsel, then, and free her in the process." (This was not a very good plan. Also, the damsel was a lesbian.)
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3I'd lived my whole life with a religious degree of perfection so I'd qualify to have my consciousness preserved in a computer. But this? I'm going to live in a butterfly keyboard??
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2. Think CAM photosynthesis, but instead of the time of day determining decarboxylation, it was the orientation of the nearest five-star constellation. Now they were out of stars.