I was having a pleasant dream when a sound

I was having a pleasant dream when a sound like hammering woke me. After that, I can barely hear the muffled sound of dirt covering the coffin over my own screams.

Falling asleep in odd places and at strange times has unfortunately got me into trouble many times in the past. Once I had a job delivering office furniture in the city and acciden

fell asleep in Macey's display window. When I woke up, I had a massive headache and found myself in a tiny cell. I wish I could say that I was alone, but across from me smelling of

Freebreze was Martha Stewart. "So Macy's captured you too? Thank Gawd!" She told me they had replaced her with a double, we needed to escape.

"Well no Sh*t, Ms. Gilded Pants, but how?! They've got us wired for sound! You know that! We have bloody CHIPS in our HEADS! Or have you forgotten that tiny detail, Martha?"

Just an empty elevator opened up in front of them. Martha started crying when she recognized the elevator music was a muzak version of Martha My Dear by the Beatles. Her Extraction

site had begun to ache, as the novocaine was wearing off, but it was her heart that ached the most. Martha stepped into the empty elevator and mashed down on all the buttons at

once, causing the elevator to drop between her level & the level below, stopping abruptly & tossing her head back hard against a metal rail, knocking her to the floor, unconscious.

ns. In the ambulance, her dream took over. She awoke and began singing “Tapioca Tundra” by the Monkees…LOUDLY. The paramedics pushed her from the speeding ambulance into traffic.