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sans ears (as all chocolate bunnies end up) attempting to use a popcorn ball as a fit ball for stretches. I rubbed my eyes. Yep. Definitely too many Who's Boss episodes my brain -
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struggled to refocus but the mind and body numbness induced by the endless powerpoint presentation read verbatim and not all that well by the speaker was more than Emma could
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s'mores we had ever tasted. There we were gathered around the flaming but prone weeble wobble catching toasty camp treats as they spouted out of the weeble wobble's mouth and
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Tin Man? Poppies? Ahhhhs? Thinking, blinking, winking, stupid sparkly slippers and horrid flying monkies get me outta here and into a nice, rational Faulkner thinking
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but I'm refusin' to keep on with your rhyme. This time, the words may not be sublime just the best I can do on a dime and a hope and a
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The Grim Reaper tried reasoning with Bunny Foo-Foo, "I'm trying to guide your soul" but Bunny Foo-Foo like other imaginary creatures before her wasn't listening. Grim Reaper tried
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marshmallows. Gourmet, frozen, multi-hued frozen marshmallows. Stunned by the genius of the idea, Hoff paused in his toilet shining and grinned. Why had no one else
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Do you know how fast Starbucks empties out when WHAM one moment I'm mild mannered insurance salesman and the next I'm a gorilla? Do you know how hard it is to get a girl when
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Better to be in a graveyard looking at the headstones of cannibals than to be the dinner guest and first course at a cannibal reunion, thought Greg. His sense of whimsy fled when
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Gojira and keep the discussion on the light side. Too soon King Kong wearied of listening to the small talk about weather and food and what happened next was ugly
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military arms and the transsexual slave trade. What Honcho failed to consider was the impact of the name of the front organization -- "Meat Slap a Clown" drew the ire of PETA and
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for selling that policy to her for the promise of dinner the next night at the local pizza joint. Unfortunately,
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I wasn't done grieving for my father when my younger brother died. He was barely comfortable in the urn on the shelf when my best-dog-ever left this life, and mom died before the
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But I digress. Proper English, common sense, graciousness, and modesty have all fallen into such disrepair that I feel there is no hope at all. And I miss that cat. Proper
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Fatty Godmother wised she could be reassigned. Hawking's wish was quite beyond her powers. Black holes radiating swallowed information indeed! She swore quietly to herself. Why
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Truth be told, a bowl ever full of watermelon Jolly Ranchers got to be a bit tedious, her visits to the dentist, more frequent and her teeth increasingly spongy. She didn't
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my heart has donned sunglasses and found refuge in a vow of silent penance seeking distance from the jabberdeclatter and your love is an abstract concept not quite understood not
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their aura pulsing waves of electric green/blue/orange. Hard to concentrate on the banality of the conversation with that sort of visual distraction. Worse to have to explain why
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kitchen, burst through the door to the street holding that goocher, miracle, work of art po' boy sandwich aloft like the Liberty torch. But Ernestine was a mess, no doubt about it
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But those two green army stoners ate me out of house and home. The devoured everything I could haul home....daily runs to Costco didn't seem to put a dent in their appetites