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He fixated on my double knots with disdain, and a small amount of envy. "Can you... would it be OK if you knotted my laces like that too?" He asked, eyes downcast. I paused, then -
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afternoon and the air tasted like Fairy Floss. The sky was pinkening and my hands were turning into cereal boxes. I looked up to see a duck standing in front of me, head cocked,
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at a rather attractive redhead, who had a very confused looking chicken on a leash, which wearing a black bib stating "Emotional Support Hen Yo" in loud pink glittery letters.
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under the cheese, which was in turn hidden behind a heap of old condiments on the bottom shelf of Dr Larchmont's rusty old stainless steel fridge. Stevenson knew the Scots couldn't
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went through the roof the minute the GrandDuke Wizardo showed up in town and declared to the magical community that my custard tarts were the best he'd ever had in this reality. He
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and he desperately wished for a Zanax. With a loud, defeated sigh, he put his wet underwear back on, fashioned himself a suit out of hand towels, and strode out into the casino.
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went to pass it to her, but just as I extended my arms a huge polar bear came barrelling past and whammed me in the back. I threw Healy's head into the street. The bear didn't even
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Yeah, I guess you could say God and Bobby were pretty tight. Sometimes, when God was chillin in his room, Bobby would smuggle up bits of dinner rolls & cake in case God was hungry.
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He got into his car, intent on finding the bastard and putting a stop to this agony. But he had nothing to go on. He got back out of the car and flopped down on the bonnet, smoking
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't occur to them that someplace, inside the near indestructible and highly polished shell that was the Tin Man, lived approximately 7 dehydrated yet energetic doves and 34 lizards
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were a little confused when they read my note, but decide not to follow me. They wasted no time in letting my room out, and I later heard that both POTHI and his brother exploded
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is no reason not to tape them to your hat. You've got to be progressive with your fashion choices after all if you want the Great Chicken King to sit up and take notice of your
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it's usually on the way to the servo to snag another pack of durries anyway. I turned to Steve-o, "Beer me mate". Steve-o grabbed a coldie from the ice filled tub in the back yard
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were bloating happily in the pantry in the unusually hot summer they were having. A tired sound police woman answered on the forth ring, but Marta couldn't speak as her mouth was f
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nce just blinked their many sets of eyes at the humans, before letting forth a mighty roar and pelting the human audience with their trash. The scorpion circled Dave in the arena
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slowly, wobbling a lot. The maybe-Rockettes smiled encouragingly at me as they boosted away. I tried to follow them, but I was too slow. I stopped, floated, and finished my beer.
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She killed him quickly. She had to after all that. She burned the body in the yard. No one asked any questions. They all knew, they had to. Perhaps they were as relieved as her.
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barrel caught her bra strap and fired, blowing her blond wig right into Jerry's mouth. As he choked on her silky locks, she lit up a cigar and turned to the sunset. She grinned.
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their Death by Chocolate routine only made their homeless victims happily nourished. They never killed anyone, usually because the Brethren ate so much of the chocolate themselves.
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perfect tooth from the fabled succubus Blowena Jobb. It seemed to speak to him, urging him to put it in his pocket. Keep it close, forever. His eyes darted around, checking no one