Finished Folds (1—20)
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5prised when she rang the doorbell one day and promptly set up shop in the living room. I didn't have a clue as to what she was saying, but it's French, and that's all that matters.
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11It was a dark and stormy night, and the biggest and fastest spaceship in the world was being overrun by chickens.
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8Beeeep. The alarm clock startled me out of the bed and onto the floor. I groaned and groggily checked the time. 52 stars and a penny. It was far too early for me to fully function.
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2"Yo." I waved my hand in front of the girl's face. No response. Great. Here I was, stranded in the middle of nowhere, with only a pencil in my pocket and a comatose girl.
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4"Yo." I waved my hand in front of the girl's face. No response. Great. Here I was, stranded in the middle of nowhere, with only a pencil in my pocket and a comatose girl.
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4much already, and I needed something - anything - to prevent that from happening again. I clasped my hands together and whispered, "Please, Father,
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4he would jump on your head five times, twirl around, and curse you and your descendants for generations to come. No one really knew what the curse did. People generally tried to
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4in the tail - wait, where did that come from? - and Tim goes on banging out his drum solo. Lucy's standing in the air above the center of the crowd with her electric guitar.
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8kill. Kill? More like "license to charm the hell out of everyone he meets." Seriously, she couldn't see how Jim could ever kill anyone. But then again, looks can be deceiving...
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6"Kill 'em! Kill 'em all!" The captain shouted over the booming of the cannons. "Show no mercy - you cowards didn't join the Galactic Fleet for nothin'!" He grips his laser gun and
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5In the year 2078, the scientist Edwin Littlefield will prove decisively the fact that the world is, in fact, a cube, and not a sphere. The news shocks no one.
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4and collapsed onto the ground in pieces. "Oops," the obese ghost said with a sheepish look on his face. The carnival manager rushed to the now broken ride and said, "That's it! No
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10Lighting the blow torch, he aimed it at the nest. Fwoomp! The moths caught on fire, and I watched as the burnt bodies littered the ground with ash. "That'll teach them," he said.
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5The most difficult part of my day is waking up. And no, I don't mean getting out of bed. I mean *waking up*.
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3Tick. Tock. The time was passing by so slowly. I glared at the clock and willed it to go faster. Nothing happened of course. I tried to pay attention to the droning of the teacher'
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5are visiting today, and they're going to eat me out of house and home. Whatcha think I can do?" My friend Tommy kicked the seat in front of him and shouted, "Buy lots and lotsa foo
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7when the bus broke through the cloud and plunged towards the ocean. "Whoops," the driver said, and he pulled up on the wheel as if it were a plane. The bus started flying upwards.
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5the EMT's. "It's not supposed to do that," the other whispered. "It's dead! Dead bodies don't move -" I zoned him out as I tried to move my arms and legs. With a great effort, I pu
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4that he could, just because of the Hare's sheer amount of luck. Foxy Fox, however, scoffed at the idea. "A three-legged hare outrunning me? No matter how lucky he is, my intellect
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3his evil plot. The snakes slithered after me, hissing and spitting. I looked around wildly and grabbed a nearby broom. I batted away the nearest snake and rushed towards the door.