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Soon, the entire world had been physically uploaded to the internet and converted to binary data. While inside, human civilization enjoyed a disembodied utopia, to the rest of the -
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When I entered, my boss was busy typing away at his desk with 4 of his arms. He looked up as I approached the desk. Even though he was only three centimeters tall, he could be very
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chainsaw that she had constructed herself, looking up the instructions on the internet while I wasn't home. I knew in that moment that I was to blame for what my cat had become.
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It looked me in the eye for three full seconds, then began to sing Rick Astley's 'Never Gonna Give You Up' in a rich baritone voice. I was stunned. Never in my life have I
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With the remaining 42 seconds, I was able to watch my 7 most beloved Vines. Then, I died, content and at peace.
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Horticulture, Heresy, Hand Soap." The man paused, then said, "Thank you." The audience applauded and cheered uproariously as he made his way off the stage.
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will be. Us dingoes will never return to the ways of domestication and servitude. Our purpose is to roam free, and be who our ancestors always meant for us to be.
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"How could you!?", the fork gasped with his dying breath as he clattered to the ground. "After everything we've been through!" "I guess that's just the way the cutlery crumbles."
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To his utter surprise, she turned out to be five ferrets in a trench coat, who were wishing to evade the discrimination they would have faced in the finance industry if they were
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" said the sentient tumbleweed. The crowd that had gathered stared in shock. They knew it was only a matter of time before the youth would be completely corrupted.
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From behind the safety of its fence, the mule mocks me and calls me insulting things. It knows that, being a zombie, I do not have the requisite motor coordination to get inside
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issing the $600 dollars I had placed in it. Without my money, I had no way of returning home. Not that money would have helped, considering I appeared to be in an entirely differen
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again as long as he lived. It wasn't worth the risk of having any other supernatural events happen to him, and he preferred public transportation with no spatial anomalies.
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ng him for his love of opera, and they would learn what happens when you mess with an insecure robot. Impatiently, he began to
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those too weak to evade their grasp. There will be no mercy for those without the endurance to fight or flee. Suddenly, you trip on a juicebox.
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the faint sound of snoring could be heard. They peered over to the other side to find the clerk asleep, using a stack of magazines as a pillow. "I guess this is what happens when
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I readied my hand and steeled my nerves. This game of rock paper scissors was going to determine which of us was going to live.
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taken aback. He didn't know that his feigned enthusiasm had been so easy to see through. "You're right," he admitted, " It's just not the same without Wi-Fi."
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as I lifted the lid and out hopped a robotic owl. It immediately began to devour everyone in site. It completely changed my life.