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  when he realized what his crowd was, a bunch of animals. Some had clothes, some seemed to behave like human beings, but they were definitely not. He proceeded to get off stage, and

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  late to the party, but that was because she is amaxophobic, which means she has a 40 minute walk to get there. Everyone being high and all, it went largely unnoticed.

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  Fine, you go ahead and start the car. Meanwhile, I'll finish putting rope around the children, burn the house and make sure the neighbours keep quiet. Just don't complain when

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  Then I realized that perhaps those few seconds left would be as valuable (or meaningless) as any of those I had ever spent, so I

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