There once was a man from Nantucket

  • There once was a man from Nantucket

  • who had a fishing boat and spent a career trawling for lobster. It was a fine life until some tourist would arrive and say "Ain't there a limerick about youse? There once was a..."

  • George the lobster trawler showed his harpoon to the snotty tourist. "You'd better shut your gobster, hadn't ye?" George didn't mind a limerick now and then, but this one

  • limerich was a doozey. George said, "There Once was a tourist from Tacoma..." a crowd gathered, everyone loved a good Limerick Battle

  • George continued, "Who suffered a case of glaucoma. So he went to the doc, and...and..." George stopped, stumped in the Limerick Battle. The crowd booed. George suddenly smiled

  • when he realized what his crowd was, a bunch of animals. Some had clothes, some seemed to behave like human beings, but they were definitely not. He proceeded to get off stage, and

  • get mauled by the lionesses in the front row, who couldn't resist the smell of fear mixed with that of his new rabbit's foot necklace. The Kangaroo bouncers tried to break them up

  • by kicking them in the face but ended up being too bouncy for the job. The kangaroos were bounced up into the air landing into the pouch of a koala which then fell into the pouch

  • trap of a wandering Aboriginal poacher. The poacher's pouch trap worked fabulously on kangaroos, koalas, wallabies, and dingos. The only issue was that great care must be taken whe

  • n your fingers get caught in the trap.The kangaroos, koalas, dingos &wallabies just watched me bleed out from my knuckles, smiling like only cute Australian creatures can.



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