2 Folds
-
0
So he began to tickle Lenny and while he was the police came and put George in handcuffs for abusing Lenny George became sadden because now he will. -
3
to pet a ton of kitties but when I got to the pet show I realized that I didnt have no arms due to the shark that attacked me while surfing. I damned you Based god! :( -
2
But while I creeped up toward him I tripped and my knife stabbed myself in the throat I tried to yell as loud as I can but I didnt make a sound seemed as if karma won this time but -
1
Called the casting agent of a new movie that was being filmed by james cameron. called Avatar and now we became billianaires .. Crack is one hell of a drug. =) The end. -
2
Because behind me was a very hungry obese person that smelled me and since I ate a hamburger he thought I was a snack so I began to move faster and faster but ahead of me was a. -
1
That this have happen all before so I used my knowlegde of what they did in the movie so I began to make moves not really knowing what im doing cause Im not so talented in bball so -
2
Began to eat some instant soup not knowing that it has been sitting in my kitchen for a year or so.. I hope it wont start to make me want to use the bathroom mainly because. -
3
eating a hotdog on a nude beach it just doesnt feel/ look right but anyways I begain to feel the toxic that I was drinking going into affect I began to party hard not noticing that -
4
my diabities problem that I have ever sense I began sniffing those magic markers I became so obsessed that now im doing crazy things like -
2
day of my grandmothers wedding so there I was pondering on what I was going to do to get out of this place then there it was,the key for surviving right in front of me lying there -
1
she loves milk