It was all a lie. He was not truly the Font

It was all a lie. He was not truly the Font of Knowledge. He was just really quick with The Google. He was only a vessel. But he was on "The Map". Famous for his knowledge of

images, videos, maps, news, shopping, mail, and more. He killed at game shows, Trivial Pursuit, and idle chatter so long as he had his iPhone. He grew a long beard and usually wore

no clothes at all. He had spent all of his money on that iPhone. Now he couldn't afford such necessities as razors, clothing, and

his annual subscription to the fruit of the month club. But who needs delicious Minnesota Starfruit when you can wear a beret and be snooty in a starbucks? Those places are great.

They serve coffee and charge money for it. It's such a simple idea, he couldn't work out why nobody had thought of it before. But, he pondered, can you get Minnesota Starfruit in

cans these days? must be a market for it. He wrote on long rolls of newsprint in purple crayon. When the landlord opened his apartment, the walls were covered with his ideas.

Which only confirmed that he was totally Schizo. I backed out of the room slowly, never taking my eyes off his crazy drawings on the walls and said, "Yeah, I see

they are pretty." I couldn't help but notice the bones in the corner of his room. He saw i was staring there and said. "Oh don't worry those are just my

parents". They were on Crack-Cocaine and they just snorted and snorted, they then fell asleep and they wouldn't wake up. They started to smell bad and turn all blue so I

Called the casting agent of a new movie that was being filmed by james cameron. called Avatar and now we became billianaires .. Crack is one hell of a drug. =) The end.