after he had wet his armor, the young night invented paper underwear pads for just such a thing. Although they made his butt look HUGE, the young knight valiantly wore his invention so that his armor wouldn't rust from the caustic urine. He remained undefeated in the jousting tournaments held regularly in order to amuse the king who didn't have any issues with incontinence.

whipped out a cherry danish and wielded it aero style - in the air. Filling sprayed all over everyone i han the audience who weren't very happy with an unplanned bath