Finished Folds (21—40)
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4Venus hunched over the glassy pool and laughed as the visions of inadequate lovers fumbling in their bedsheets quivered before her. At her feet, Vulcan cooed & she kicked him away.
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9angst and swishy romance to spice things up. It transcended the unusual, paraded through the mundane with an air of oblivion. The critics ate it up because they couldn't understand
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9time I see him, I'm going to give him hell. Third times the charm, right? First time he duped me. Second time I duped myself. Next time I'm gonna knock the ever living c#@& outta
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5tisse. The colors suggested Monet, but the figures Holbein as they cavorted across the canvass in a display of human oddity. The painting, which had languished in a dark attic for
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6But unbeknownst to them, deep within the bowels of the house, her husband writhed. 1st one chain & then another broke. His fury blazed as he ascended the steps bent on retribution.
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6pedal and how to summon lightening. Tesla coils a-humming, they took off at warp speed towards the end of Vincent Price Blvd. Picking up the Mummy & Wolfman on the way, they
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5poo-pooed the idea of eating fresh meat, and instead drug their victims to the bottom of a pond to let them "ripen" a bit before chowing down. Soon the humans would be no more, dev
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3ho loaded his salsa gun with some fresh tomatoes, an onion, & a bit of cilantro, then took aim and let fire. The Tortilla Raiders never had a chance. Drenched in acidic sauce, they
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2Riding a mechanized horse with no name, he trampled the ideals of mankind with the blink of his eye. Entire civilizations crumbled when he sneezed. Men's minds melted into pools of
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2". But the wind whistling through my brain pan deafened me to everything she said. All I could do was blather loudly each thought that entered my head, "Meatloaf looks like worm ch
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4His suspicions played out when Reegon the Embarrassed reached into his bulging pocket & pulled out a handful of jagged metadots & threw them into the roiling cauldron of embryonic
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2What the Greeks didn't anticipate was the Romans underhanded, but legal, ploy to recruit from other pantheons After half time, Zeus threw a flaming fit when Loki, trailing Fenrir,
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5, a skunk trapeze act with no Vicks, a praying mantis road trip with no sunglasses, an elephant stampede with no mice. You get the picture. It just wasn't happenin'. Not on his
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3When Death comes a-knocking, greet him with a glass of sherry and a fist full of prawns. Then dance, dance, dance on the way up that long, long hill to eternity. I'm just sayin'
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6Yoyo wailed on his cello while Edgar Meyer and Ravi Shankar accompanied on bass and sitar from the adjacent room. It was a cultural smorgasbord of sound phantasmagoric effluvia.
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5and he had a mob of Angry Elves to back him up. Doc Grinch gave up without much of a fight, after all he was more evil on paper than in person. "Perception before substance," he al
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3Massaging facts, more like. I for one know that the moon landing was a farce, because they filmed it in my basement! The crepuscular formations on the grainy film were the water st
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6their DNA encrusted bits onto the floor, and sneezing them into the air. I had to hold a poodle to my face just to escape the encroaching didactic pungency of the room. That is whe
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5Because you are what you eat. Now slow down, chew, and for God's sake, put on some socks. And if your nose is still in place, don't cut it off, pick it instead.
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4from the 3 tiny vials they pumped into his system, it came from an explosion of realization that life, his life, was meant to be more. His last thought: "Better luck next time."