Finished Folds (41—60)
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5He scratched one of his 100 heads and looked to the sky for answers. He knew he wasn't on Ra's best side right now, but hopefully he'd put their differences aside just this once
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3doused the entire thing with super-strength Febreeze, then sat my blindfolded in-laws on it. They complimented my homemaking skills then fumbled around in front of them looking fo
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6And a stack of cream pies to lob from the windows. The shish kabob skewers are sharpened and the baster full of turkey drippings. Just let them try. We'll see how far they can mak
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5But fancy light shows aside, Death wasn't so bad.They had a 24 hour laundromat and 50 cent coffee at the Waffle House (1 on every corner), so I felt right at home.
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6But on unbeknownst to Mankind, the frogs, deep within a cavern temple, protected from the ravages of jungle war, gathered and grew strong. Biding their time to fight another day.
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5But then it was all Greek to me.
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5conquer and absorb their gods for their own. Zeus into Jupiter, Aphrodite into Venus. Through subtle co-mingling of their cultures, the Roman's won without a single arrow shot.
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5If Luke could do it so could he. So he mounted his Kawasaki and revved the engine. With the city disappearing in his side mirror, he sped past the flaming fields, headed for home.
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5a God who knew all. She knelt in prayer. Her words were simple and selfless. "All seeing One, I pray that forgiveness is possible for all the creatures of this world & any other."
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5they withered into nothing more than simple line art that any 2 year old with a pencil could draw. He cracked his knuckles and started again. This time he'd blow them all away with
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5the frogs wouldn't drop off and set off the alarm. He didn't relish the idea of the level of punishment he would incur if he were found out. He'd been there and done that too many
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11in blood or what? It's just your soul. Nothing much. No more than 21g of your entire body weight. A negligible little thing for what I offer. Revenge, pure and sweet. Can't ask for
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2and cracked him over the head with it. "See how it feels, you with your menacing grin & stoic stance. What no comment?" Nutcracker just glared and grimaced. Or was it a smile?
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5the blender. She added a little bit of this and a little of that, some raw eggs and the leftover Chinese from a week ago. "That should do it. A cure for anything that ails you. Now
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3stood on her tiptoes and glared down at him. "Strauss is a god. Now dance, my little puppet. Dance!" I rose as if in a trance and watched in horror as I began to sidestep & dip.
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5not surprised to find he led me to a hill protruding from the middle of a flat plane. Stopping mid-stride, he looked up at me and pointed towards a tiny door near the base."Enter."
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3little dryer sheets she loved so much. Then folding it quickly into the shape of a small dog, I put it under my arm and entered the show with flair. Westminster be damned, I was go
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3tets prefer bamboo. So I proffered my hand instead, a lovely work of art created by an elderly Chinese man who wrought magic out used take-out chopsticks.
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3"Better living through chemistry," said the man in the lab coat to the staring camera lens. Eyes glittering & smile polished, they gave credence to the promise his words spoke.
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9Had he known that Woody Allen would be his voice one day, let alone his embodiment, he would have swum the other way. But in the end, his destiny was set, and he met with abandon