Finished Folds (121—140)
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7had depreciated the value of his family jewels, but despite that he was loaded; he was a grandpa, after all, even if he couldn't, for the life of him, recall any children.
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3double because, frankly, she wasn't getting paid enough at $100 million to justify battery at the hands of untalented hacks. She huffed in her trailer, reading magazines.
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3s father a pretty penny parading him through sideshow circuits until he was bought out by a showman who'd gotten a cool million shoveling shady accounts of tree farms.
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2for a minute before going to the other side of himself by turning his head to the right, which was what passed as privacy for most Siamese twins. "Hello," said Kevin. "Bye."
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3so he paid a visit to a local necromancer.For a good price(his soul), he expected nothing but the best and summoned Dr Kevorkian, Death's assistant,from the Seventh Circle of Hell.
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4every orifice until she was devoured from the inside,her flesh shredding to reveal a shivering, flickering caricature of her form. It married, had children, grew happily old, died.
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0ted tampons resting in their .25 dispensers.She listened to cottony dirges of impending crimson floods, long lonely swirls into the public sewer system. The graffiti sang, slanging
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5blowing smoke with illegal Froot Loops and taking Cocoa Puffs. "Cheerio!" the Cereal Killers said, Honeycombing for Honey Smacks. Captain Crunch leered and said, "I can help you."
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6""The sky is falling, and we fall with it!" squawked the iChickens. The androids wailed for they had the answer to why the chicken crossed the road and its name was autogenocide.
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8But the prosecutor pointed out that it, very clearly, was an alien in an organic vehicle within a mechanical grapple operating the robot, and humanity's future was still thwarted.
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2marzipan, in case you get hungry on the run. I shall have a rickshaw waiting outside the walls with a bolt cutter and more snacks. And wet naps, in case you get shot. Godspeed.
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2family-sized broomstick erupting with spells and charms,many of which strayed to leave him strangely transmorgified for days until they took notice of him. The white-whiskered sage
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3, and as he rolled it around in his hands he discovered it was his deceased Cat, Mildred, in there. He fell into the pile of thunder lizard defecation and wept. Cats came from afar
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3"And that, in itself, is a grievous grievance. Now, off with you! You are banished to the land of dinosaurs with nothing but your wits and a velociraptor claw. Now, they don't take
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4With a deft swipe, the Barber removed all potential for a heir from the Prince and gave him a clean shave to boot. "Next!" the Barber cried, stropping his blade.
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3The manager quickly realized that it wasn't his hands blocking his aural canals, but two of the giant insect's legs. His arms were quickly disappearing down the the insect's thorax
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3He paused in the middle of the toiletries aisle, realizing that there was a pineapple up his wazoo. He wasn't called The Great Wazoo for nothing. That mission done, he turned soull
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4I blinked and the clown blinked with me. "So much for that pep talk," I said, turning away from the mirror. There was an ad in the classifieds for an ice cream truck driver.
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4so I can remind my past self who went to the future to not have that cthulhu burrito,but now that I remember, I wasn't a very good listener. Worth a try, in any case.Let's go, Doc.
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5which will linger on for a thousand years,your stunned flesh petrifying into a skeletal posture of horror to confound our ancestors with this singular display of utter destruction