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- Then she spit out, "Big hooey! Asses are easily impressed. Now get your clapping ass out of my library." That wasn't how I had expected that to go & turned to go. My ass blew her a
- I can't say much of anything since they took my voice away. I've tried using my fingers but they can aspirate most of the sounds. They'd be good if I had spoken T'Kung or Swahili,
- Just in case you didn't get it the first time, ...
- In days of old, I declare, when people wore no underwear, nor did they bathe more than once a week, of musk and vetiver they did reek. Yet, still they were fine, most of the time.
- My Grandfather always said,"Я трахаю твою мать, потому что она шлюха!" Unfortunately, I don't speak Russian. Nevertheless, I took his words to heart and let them guide my life.
- No. [falls though missing manhole cover][sees alligator][regrets not watching step]
- The doctor skillfully took my testicles into his hand. "Cough." I coughed. "Cough again, harder." I coughed. When he looked into my eyes, testicles in hand, the nightmare ended.
- into somebody's bathroom. The wall, actually. Ouch! I looked around to see WTF. The grave had become the medicine cabinet. Aha, the source of the razor blades. Somebody was coming.
- kept away in droves and wisely that was. Still, one could say that Marty flourished being homeless and dressed like a Regency rake. His concern with waffle batters, though, wasn't
- When he looked into the kids drawing in the little girl's dream he saw himself inside a little girl's booby trapped house that looked like a kid's drawing who sees Freddie Kruger u
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- Suddenly out of the mist I saw it. A giant goat clad in golden armour. I knelt before it and said…
- Vern the Amish guy had a duck growing out of his side and liked to lawn bowl nude with his uncle. I first met Vern back in…
- She had painted her fingernails a pale shade of purple, and was now moving onto her toes.…
- The following is a list of those poor mascots who perished at the hands of the cereal killer last summer: Crunchy Giraffe, Chocolate Cobra, The Marshmallow Maniac, Sugary Nelson,…
- "Why haven't you started potty training them yet?" asked the grandmother, seeming confused and almost a little angry. "Well, they just don't seem ready yet." replied the man.…
- Hippos stormed the castle.…
- Megan opened the door slowly, hoping with all her might that it wouldn't squeak. Mrs. Gordling was harsh at the best of times, but she might just blow a gasket if she caught Megan…
- Once upon a time there was a kitten called Sophia,Sophia is a homeless kitten at the SPCA.One day Someone adopted her to there home but Sophia didn't know that they were very mean…
- And here comes president George Bushington now with his enormous…
- "Don't forget me when it's over," I said despite how useless the request was. I knew she wouldn't miss me, nevermind remember me. At least I can accep this, even though it kills me…