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- I tore open the package, expecting the hum of a 1,000 Africanized bees. Instead, all I found were some lacy undergarments and a...uhm.."personal massager" humming on full power.
- From the County Jail; from wherever your ass hails; the address at which is sent your mail (that’s the thing that never fails). I wanted to bail; my arms versus the wind as sails.
- “…hmm. Whaa… Did you say something?” He reacted. She looked through him, as if she were looking intently at an empty vase; a vase she wished would be crowded with red roses.
- The first rule. No fatties. I was already in a transgression. Perhaps, I didn’t need the shopping cart either. But there I was and I wasn’t going anywhere. They had to take me.
- There was someone in this room, George was sure as hell about it. But his question was: Who the hell-'d be breaking into a museum as fancy as this at 3am? George took out his gun
- you just decide to make a sentence that goes on and on, like a stream of consciousness - a river, that flows endlessly, making your sentence last forever, like no other sentence ev
- for the next thirty years. So Norm had to go off without that 'fine dancing' degree that the university had claimed was accredited. He ended up getting hired by a company that
- Those damn Yankees, with their Yankee Candles and Yankee Ingenuity, and Yankee Doodles. They must've come for our radishes! I ran fast as I could, but those darn stankee Yankees
- . Except one time I was in my bed and my saxophone was laying next to me, and I thought it was Violet from the bar. Well, you don't want to know how that ended. I ended up breaking
- I had a brother who is Reason and I had a sister who is Rhyme. But I didn’t have a favorite younger brother that we called Time because my that chose Lemon over Lime.
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- You're listening to 106.4 FM, "The Krill", the only radio station playing exclusively beluga whale mating calls put to a metronome. Next up, we have that hot single, "My Blowhole…
- I was sitting wondering how many times you could drop your ipad before it actually, you know, broke for real. Out of the corner of my eye I saw a cat with wings chasing a robin…
- "Stealing from children and murdering mimes, these are a few of my favorite crimes!" Julie Andrews was drunk again. She twirled into the groping mitts of the notorious producer,…
- It's not even a question of 'if', but really 'how often' do you see something that you know is there and then you look again and it's gone, or changed. That's…
- Había una vez un chico que se llamaba Andrey y que no llevaba nada de ropa.…
- I tend to evaluate my life decisions in long car trips. Tonight was no different, one single burden briefly illuminated by the alternating glow of street lights.…
- "Absence makes the heart grow fonder." My stepfather's mom was known to pronounce that old chestnut at the drop of a hat. But as a kid, I always thought she said "abcess," since…
- That old bag is made of cells. Cells are bags of liquid and proteinaceous glob. They contain organelles. Organelles are just smaller bags with more liquid and glob. Tea bag theory…
- When the chief offered his daughter the interpreter told me this was an offer I couldn't turn down. "I am already married. Tell him that. Point out my wedding ring." "Why does that…
- Thanks, I already did. Help yourself by helping others. You don't believe that chicken. I don't either. A nice country ham has no regrets; a good one has a few. But the best swine…