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- -ion of a triple play. Herod was up to bat, but the three kings were still clearing the camel poop off of third base. Plus, the baby messiah kept floating around left field and
- to believe anyone's claptrap, I struck up a conversation with her, and she turned out to be quite the cunning linguist. She had a PHD in witty repartee, and I soon was swooning in
- I decided that it was easier to sell pencils on the corner. At least I didn't have to hear the reviews. I thought my life had gone to Heck. Heck, I tell you. Then she walked into
- For eighty years, the residents of Dullard had been rash, unkind, and unruly, but nobody cared because their population never grew, and their hate never spread beyond city borders.
- and she ripped open her blouse, revealing a pair of tasseled 44ZZZ magnums. Groot grinned, unfastened his trouser & proudly showed Zook his Glock 69X. Now, they were communicating.
- had to call the game because global warming melted the rink. Just like that, everyone in the NHL was out of jobs. What could our skills possibly carry over to? Mail processing?
- The leaves remained un-raked, and Space Coyote the groundskeeper remained silent, as he limped home. "Look, if you sell me one plant, I'll give you enough to fix that leg," I told
- "Yeah, but you're telling it in 2021," the guy at the Carvel Ice Cream counter shouted at me, "so put on your damned mask! Look, even Fudgey the Whale is wearing one!" Well, I had
- I was an instant nobody, but my humble life found true love. After we wed, on our honeymoon night, my hands caressed her bosom to discover her nipples were stickers. "The hell!?"
- Ralph Emerson farted and tried to blame it on his compatriot. Annoyed and embarrassed, the two parted ways. The compatriot changed his name to Early Earl and hosted buffets at the
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- "You're a poser, Sicily McPhalleyman". He said it to the mirror, straightened his Hermes tie, and grimaced his best impression of a smile. Then he entered the boardroom…
- Lane woke to his cell phone buzzing by his ear. He yawned and flipped it open. There was a new text from a blocked number. He opened and read it. "Did u 4get something?" It read.…
- He wouldn't hurt anybody. He couldn't even kill a fly. Which made his job as a Hit Man tricky.…
- Did you know that chewing two sticks of gum for 30 minutes is as good as brushing your teeth? And that if you put a cup of vinegar in your crisper your veggies last all year? And…
- Flatuventriloquism requires many years of practice to master, but now I'm able to micmic the voices of famous people like Jimmy Stewart or Arnold Schwarzenegger. Once when…
- The shadow of the Manatee fell across Amanda Widdershin's tarot spread one evening. "Detective! Would you like some tea?" Det J said, "I'd like your counsel on a case with occult p…
- I stood over the children—tears in their eyes, chocolate longing in their hearts—and I laughed. I said to them, "I have eaten all the cake!" None could defy my power, so I moved on…
- The mother cannibal said to the child, "Finish you food. Do you know there are starving children in Africa?" The cannibal child said, "Mmmm, I love Ethiopian food."…
- "So you thee, I juth god unruc ow ... ow ow kee wif my tsch ow ... ow ow. choice a cac-thee Doc." "Martin, a good fraction of succulent plants are not succulent. They're poison…
- My party was popping. Throw your…