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as odious-appearing as my naked scalp was, my exposed brain would look even worse (did I mention everyone called her Miss SMART Aleck?). So off came the gila monster, who ran strai

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his shrink, who engaged in some heavy duty eye rubbing when Tim flew in on his carpet. "You see, Dr. Brainstem, I wasn't imagining things! I really did visit Aladdin & Ali Baba and

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as a secret retainer to America's largest underground society, one that controlled the nation's sewers and water treatment plants. Dr. Kissinger wasn't thrilled to get paid by such

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I do not know if numb has even noticed. The first feel was almost a hesitant wish who took the plunge, unexpectedly. I feel completely lost. How can I expect numb to have feelings

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missing out on by crossing out items on her bucket list. She decided to reevaluate her bucket list, right now, right here at this sidewalk cafe in Paris in the Spring. Jean-Claude

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that was the moment I decided to change my name to numb. I told the torso of my brother Wally that I would have to finish eating him later. He surprised me with a scream he’d been

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Especially when I introduce my knee to your face a few more times. “Just for old times” you would say when it was my face and your knee. This is for right now. We’ll continue until

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I believe even this sentence is a lie I must find the truth of. I think the only thing that I can accept, right now, is that I never said that first sentence that I just attributed

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to scream his love of every product. While his dad drunkenly fumbled with his bedside glasses, Jim ran to the window, pulled it open wide and screamed, "I love Trojan Condoms!". Th

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Brill Costigan, sullen and brooding, leered askance at Prof. Alison. His expression changed to one of affable cheer as he approached the man who was poring over ancient relics on a