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cally grinning from ear to ear like two crazy loons, they sidled up to the Professor. Each took an arm and picked his brain for information. "Hey! Looky here, Loomis!"

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Mr. Rat and his young bobbed for rotting apple cores and felt truly blessed when they discovered a half-eaten tuna fish sandwich. He sniffed the air. The aroma was quite ripe.

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More shot up every single time I took one out. Crab grass and invasive ivy crept along the walkway where I passed by to get to the other side of the street. Why

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Mihnnie Mouse wrote Disney a line. "I can't work with that rodent anymore. We're through." Disney, looked up from the received letter, "Who's Mihnnie?"

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the Death Princess guaranteed a quiet union, & although she was not much of a conversationalist, he was oddly & powerfully attracted to her. He stroked her cold, alabaster cheek.

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was unlocking the padded room's door to let the straightjacketed orderlies out if they could find the key in the other's Brown Star. King Noah walked out of the mental hospital wit

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Ealed additional teeth, which grew so big they could eat Mr. Gsjhdrykk and family where they couldn't survive. Little Johnny was eaten first, in silent fashion. His fatjetc

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Now, this was a surprise to the tinfoil. It hadn't known it was involved with any of this. He had thought he was on the way to a cookout at the beach. It hadn't even said anything!

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It was suggested all Oxemites should drag themselves through Bright Canyon while wrapped in bacon. Most of us never went that far but it wasn't unusual to hear it at the meetings.

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Dirty Socks was the gumba that ran the black market in the space piers. So the 3 Martians, inadvertently, were admitting that they knew who their Crimelord was. This chilled thei