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"Doctor oh Doctor, is there anything I can take?" "You put dee lime in dee cocunut, you drink a bowl up, you put dee lime in dee coconut, you drink em bot' together,

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"Well Peter, I warned you about dancing with uncooked chickens, and that you're likely to catch something like

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perfect tooth from the fabled succubus Blowena Jobb. It seemed to speak to him, urging him to put it in his pocket. Keep it close, forever. His eyes darted around, checking no one

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noisily, coating everything. I slipped in delicious blueberry goop immediately and gave myself a hard blueberry whack on the noggin. Dazed, I lay there, on my face, and wondered if

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A pamphlet from the Family of God cult explaining Flirty Fishing lay on the counter next to the torch lighters that looked like clowns. The flame came out of their white mouths. It

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Ned Bagel and Alfonse Applerube were trouble times two,but not the kind you'd go out of your way for, so when Carmine saw them sitting at his favorite spot in Krispy's Diner he sat

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but I'm sure it would involve a lot of blood and bile. He has a special expertise with the gall bladder." Jerry didn't want to hear that. He grabbed her & spun her around. The gun

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She liked to give people the bare minimum information about herself. She didn't like that they already assumed that she was female. She was but resented other people assuming it.

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My mind lunged for a convenient lie, but when I saw the fury in your eyes, the truth bubbled from my lips before I could stop it. "I'm sorry, but this pygmy tuna fish and I are in

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"Why do people always put large picture windows at the end of slippery halls?" I asked myself as the glass erupted from the sheer force of my body against it. For a moment I felt