That was the last thought he had until waking up today, 30 years later. He didn't know the day nor the time but something told him it wasn't a beautiful Sunday afternoon anymore.
under the hood and seeing a brass plaque that read: “This is the last Saab 900 ever made.” Beatrice bought the car but didn’t notice when the hood was open it was minus one engine.
Verner Strech’s opinions on the matter became germane just about the same time that Nate Cooper was introducing Elle Mae to Mary Jane out behind the Dairy Queen. A padre was sent
The Gas Masked Socialite was miffed at the times. Everybody was wearing masks these days. Well, not her hobo friends. The few that remained because of the partisanship. Being more
But I didn't know I was lost.
around her fans. “I’m NOT a racist symbol!” yelled Aunt Jemima. “Hell, I’m just trying to make a living! Nothing racist there!” The politically correct warriors thought otherwise
"BAM!" The starting signal. Harold started sprinting, eyes burning with passion. He had something to prove, after all. Just 6 months ago, nobody would've thought this bow-legged
My goal, from day 45, was to see my name in lights, up on the Chinese Theater’s marquee. “Come down off that ladder, you crazy muddafa…,” Xu Wang Long jiggled the red wooden ladder
The strange creature looked like it could use a drink. I knew I could. I went to the freezer and pulled out a bottle of Stoli. The strange creature simply watched. I poured some in
Did she have burrito fever? Lots of North of the border girls liked a hot tamale in their beds. The Mexicans in the chatroom needed a big fat mama in Canuckistan, lest the Southern
