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As he didn't seem all that concern about it, I shucked it off and got back to finishing my business with this fount of wisdom that he wasn't. "Where is the dropped shoe now?" A pin

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Before he could finish the trap door beneath collapsed and he fell through the stage. Through his bellow he could hear the audience realize it had been duped. The snakepit below

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His last name was Gomez. I sat down with Gomez. You'd think that looking like Uncle Fester would make for a poor hitman. I don't know. Gomez made it work. "Waiting for the goombahs

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in my irritable bowels, I suppress a cyclone of arrogance & condescension that would traumatize even the more tolerant people in the office. After today, the asshole ME takes over.

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was accepted in NWAM. Especially because the ยจAยจ stood for

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not lines of people waiting to be punched by you. If everything could be taken literally, then I think everything would make more sense even when you're inebriated. Even algebra.

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to have his existence recognized by all. After all, what else has he contributed to the world other than breathing out carbon dioxide and sulphuric gas to feed the trees and fungi?

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But, hate is too similar to love. Our disdain was actually to hide our attraction for each other. We wanted to pay attention and mark each other as our isolated territory.

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๐•€ ๐•ค๐•–๐•ง๐•–๐•ฃ๐•–๐•• ๐•ž๐•ช ๐•”๐• ๐•Ÿ๐•Ÿ๐•–๐•”๐•ฅ๐•š๐• ๐•Ÿ ๐•ฅ๐•  ๐•ฅ๐•™๐•– ๐”ป๐•’๐•ฃ๐•œ โ„๐•–๐•’๐•๐•ž & ๐•›๐•ฆ๐•ž๐•ก๐•–๐•• ๐•ฅ๐•™๐•ฃ๐• ๐•ฆ๐•˜๐•™ ๐•ฅ๐•™๐•– ๐•ก๐• ๐•ฃ๐•ฅ๐•’๐• ๐•€ ๐•™๐•’๐•• ๐•ž๐•’๐••๐•–. ๐•‹๐•™๐•– ๐•Š๐•จ๐• ๐•ฃ๐•• ๐• ๐•— ๐•ƒ๐•š๐•— ๐•’๐•ฅ

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You will lay out your hopes and dreams on a platter before the audience, freshly arranged in a sauce of idealism. The audience will judge your character with discerning gazes, wait