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but I like having feet a lot more. I let the shoe thieves leave me shoeless but I still have feet. That was ok, only somebody with my complexion could pull those dark pink combat b

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At first, spacecraft would land wherever their trajectory took them. Years of dead sticking took its toll on the crews & the equipment. Eventually, a codex of planetary development

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The Duc of Death squared up against the Handsome Stranger across the saloon. The player piano stopped playing at piano, gave up the ghost, & used the reward money to open a BBQ pit

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LUX AETERNA VOCET ALLEGRIA MIT MASSIVE DESTRUCK SHUN young small flower of malice. That is what I meant to say when I said what I said which was that. Don't get me started on regal

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He also kept note of where all the bodies were buried. He called it his Rainy Day List. When he died the list became mine. I added to it now & then. I'd hoped to never have to use

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All that remained of this boundless eternal library was the three books that were in my hand and a fourth atop the squashed cat. The Library's ghost wanted its revenge on me for re

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found me slapping myself to stay awake and entertain suspicions. The coffee had run out two hours ago. Luckily, Old Chief Lazy Eye, knew to save the previous spent coffee & we were

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Right about the time it went from dropping a deuce to now I need to shower is when he remembered taking a bite out of Bellon’s sushi and bean burrito. Projective shitting by the bo

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"Remember fellow folder," Aaron Penmark wrote as purple storms threatened the sunflowers. "Whatever you forget the next guy never knew." Tatiana wondered if this might be

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the whole project would have to scrapped and the colonel faced the consequences for operating outside his orders. Canada was paid restitution & Zach remained a state secret singer