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Sometimes I forget that I am a puppet and try things for myself. I don't know how to do it. It is a wonder that I can walk to the gibbous moon window & spit. So I do it every time.

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Essence before existence, to cut to the chase. Michael Bay didn't invent those. Our Hansom driver passed gas all the way through Hyde Park. We abandoned the hot Apple tart at the

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methods couldn't stop the fedoras from levitating their way out of the Club & off to who knows where. That is when the sorcerer cleared all of Prof. Butts' apparatus off the table.

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don't believe me go ask Dorthenna Grant. She's seen a different side of Death. The kind, compassionate side of Death that nobody ever sees. She has. Death has changed her for the

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I was the last person to taste Thursday April 18, 1365. I had kept a little snippet of it in a nullstasis that I just opened this morning. The aroma of that day was strong & I felt

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I have been eating pieces of my dates. That is what I call them; My dates. That kind of behavior is frowned upon. Which is why I had to do it by pieces. A day here or a day there,

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that the State of New Jersey said was mine and we jumped into a different story. Far from Trump masked midgets sticking up the Bank of South Motown, where I lost my mind. This one,

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Payle, Diane Pamela, Sfg/ Homicide Captain. always took great care in reminding people that her name was Payle Diane Pamela, Sfg/ Homicide Captain. It cut down on the chit chat.

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Even when the story, like this one, was still going on, it was worth remembering that Pram Baby never got to be the star. Not even in this story that is about her. It started like

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They have a new name for that moment you thought this was but it isn't, wasn't, will never be and you knew that going in, and yet you still thought it was. The spelling is a bit