ianfort's photo
 

. Fortunately, the lawmakers had poison skin, so the cannibal didn't make it through the first one he targeted. He later woke up in a hospital bed in the prison medical center.

ianfort's photo
 

The insomniac owl sat in the tree at noon, watching people pass on the concrete path below.

ianfort's photo
 

I should have left the house as soon as the old man started to turn the hourglass. As soon as the sand began to fall, I could feel myself aging rapidly, as he got younger. I could

ianfort's photo
 

My mother was barreling towards us, sledgehammer in hand. I shouldn't have forgotten to call her on Mother's day. The surfer dude and irritated friend ran out of the way, and I

Jimbeau's photo
 

I switched on the light, killed time waiting for my eyes to acclimate, and then stepped into my shower time machine. I had exposed a portal to the past in my shower last Tuesday.

Jimbeau's photo
 

He was as superficial as the back of a greaser’s hair, as useless as a battery-less battery-operated back scratcher, and he knew it. To tell the truth, he was honored by his flaws

Jimbeau's photo
 

Jacob’s table fixings and holiday bake sales pissed off Ricky, who, so desperately, wanted to win the Chili Cookoff at the Hillbilly Barbeque Festival, so he unzipped his trousers

PurpleProf's photo
 

Then... A soft tap on his shoulder. "Hey buddy" where the first words Dreama ever said to him. He didn't even bother wiping his face before he turned to meet the girl whose cone

PurpleProf's photo
 

Maybe it was our mutual exhaustion that drew us together that fateful night. Or maybe it was something more. Staring at her there in the bar, she looked awfully familiar & yet

PurpleProf's photo
 

stopped me in my tracks & stuck a feather in my cap AND called me Macaroni! "Macaroni," the one named Yogi said. "Surrender your radishes NOW or..." "Or WHAT?!" I cried defiantly.