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Salvidore Dali, whose projected lips now seemed to be calling for help from beyond. I had never noticed that before! Had the "Ball-Roller" had something to do with his death? Or

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doll that she called "Hilda" and kept in a spare roll of toilet paper in the master bathroom. Her last words to me were "Take care fo Hilda... or else..." before she died. But I

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-upiscent. Pluto could plainly see the bulge in Mickey's little red shorts, but pretended not to notice, fo fear that Mickey would expose him as an alien if he said anything weird.

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"FORE!" I yelled as I swung the strap-on apparatus at the elephant's ball, knocking it into a sand-trap. The elephant was furious and demanded that I pay his enormous bar tab.

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and quite frankly I was beginning to doubt that the strange-looking people at the Tropic Tan counter were really all that concerned with my bikini lines. Their faces had started to

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fretted Mother, "I shall have to make another pan of brain before Father gets home. You know how cranky he gets when he comes home to no brain!" So she shooed the naughty kids from

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-itute realized that it would be up to them, the poorest of the poor, to stop the mad scientists' creature by throwing themselves into the paths of the Whoopus as it sprayed the

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So laying a finger aside of one nostril, I shot my special pheromone from the other onto the Craving, which started to whistle and sparkle as it shrunk to nothingness. The dogs

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The United Kingston had yet to acquire official statehood when Donny Stump named himself prime minister of this microscopic land located within Ivanka Stump’s microscopic brain.

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Sandy "Smiles" Schnell was slain by the K10, a rebel group of German Shepherds who vowed to "rise above" the shackles of K9 oppression. Who could avenge this bloodshed but