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"They're deploying a damper field. Have you noticed? Significant memories, tunes, colognes from our pasts -- all blocked or at least muffled. We need to fight them!" I knew what he

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Luckily for me, or not, because I would have been glad to let my life end there to avoid further drama, but The Mandalorian and Baby Yoda happened by and put my head back where

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One day, Vending Machine 17

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Five thousand years later, after everything had gone all indeterminate and beautiful, Hrengor felt his passing coming on, and knew not where to lay his head and tentacles. M

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"Chang chang zalama. Chang chang zalama." The Instructress walked into the strip-mall Transcendence Center. "You are all idiots. You think that chanting that stupid phrase will

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the remaining green monkeys from the other night's tea party, using only Phyrugian couplets. Then some brute broke down my door. "Madame says you must attend her soiree tonight."

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mortar / I'll wrestle you for porter / and send you to the mortuary." OK, so she often went dark, but Twentydolla had her reasons. Harvard had scarred her. All those damn smug rich

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Stack, however (originally popularized by the retrohominid Thorny Thornton), allowed male-ish hominids among our navigators to transit interstellar space with a flex of their pecs.

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Shackleton converted his garage into a Victorian gentlemen's club. As we sat in comfortable silence, he started from his chair. "Andrei, close that box before it steals your mind!"

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have to accept that I’ve failed at the biological imperative. I will shake loose this moral coil without having fathered the next generation. My bloodline dies with me. As COVID is