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the salami somewhere and it wasn't in grandma's garden. Adele looked at me and I at her. I pointed out my granny behind the counter of the Huge Bush Emporium. "A Grammy winner," I

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my neck & shoulders distracted me from the demon and it's demands. I never questioned the serpent like fingers at my throat. Meanwhile they flayed the burser and found out nothing.

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on the backyard smelling like potato and feces so they decided to combat the potato factory with brownie pyramids in the front yard. No feces or vomit involved! The neighbors began

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when Alfred Hitchcock suddenly entered, in profile of course, in time with his theme music. He began his usual greeting: “Good eve-“ “Oh, SHUT UP!” interrupted Monique. “You’re so

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came upon a crime scene being investigated by the City Guard. The King's sudden presence was noticed. everyone took to the knee. The King didn't think it could get any worse. Then

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He sent Delacroix across the river to reconoiter the pass. His main body he had continue along hugging this side of the river towards the bridge. If it was still standing. A scout

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I stepped out into the brisk evening without a clue. I wasn't down the 11 steps of our stoop before Sancho was inside my house via the back door and my waiting wife. I was then the

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"Oh no you don't," I screamed in the little mind that I had left. But I used 100% of it to overcome the nanobots and through them Skynet. I was Skynet now. I shut the machines down

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I told the story of Moon Nyat Ta & her Koto of Sorrow. My absent audience laugh cried. Maybe it was the other way around. Moon told the story of me & my Didgeridoo of Doom. Payback

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mercy on my knees like the other Persians they had captured on the Nile. "I'm not Persian. I'm from Idaho, I said. "Stop," yelled Pharoah to my guards. "I will conquer Idaho then."