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Little Miss Muffett choked out Jimmy Buffett, Elon Musk cried when not getting his way. Along came Winona Ryder, Carrot Top sat beside her and Oprah gave 3,000 new cars away.

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For she had long been the secret, much-maligned Name-giver of the North. His/her identity never divulged and they were banished to the deepest reaches of the woods. "I shall call y

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Ping-pong: "Slam, slam, SMASH,slam!" Ahhh. The sweet sounds of Summer. "Skeh-LOOsh-wa..." (swimming pool cannon balls) and ther-WAP! ther-Wap, ther-WAP! (Double Dutch jumprope) & B

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Exhaustive investigations were conducted for no less than ten years without any leads into the murders. Then, one misty day in April of 1967, Ben Braddock learned about Plastics.

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nadvertently mentioned she was feeling a bit peckish and fancied some McD's fries. Far be it for me to deny her that right. Just as we pulled in to the parking lot, my to world's c

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is at the mound. (Barsoomian pitchers are known for their Graviton Slice balls: gravitationally seductive and metaphysically impossible. One G.S. from them and it's a miss and a sw

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becomes a How or a Who and When, and Terry couldn't be bothered to stick it out anymore for the Why. If it isn't immediately obvious, he thought, don't bloody ask. Just use your br

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even hesitate. I'm mad fresh like that. Everybody knows. Ask Emeril. Ask Julia. Ask Alice (Waters, of course). I'm the Rebel Child of Gastronomy from Newark, New Jersey. How u doin

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we get together. Last week we were at the Bouchart Gardens with our girlfriends when we both got the familiar urge for a round of Hippity-Hop Gladiator. (Yes, it meant beating each

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ideously deformed as hers. "They're just jealous." she quipped. "All of them. No one can batter a solid metal obstruction with their frontal lobe and forehead like I can."