PurpleProf's photo

This story I am about to tell you is not funny, so don't laugh when you read it. No matter how bizarre or unrealistic the details may seem, I assure you it is absolutely true.

Finished: 9/25/16 @ 15:21
Awes0mSam's photo

"Your tragic fate is looking so cold." Resonated with her everytime she went to a graveyard or a battle ground, and I have another song in my head that goes with this.

Finished: 9/25/16 @ 12:05
Lithium's photo

"Bienvenue à la maison de passe" said the smokin' hot French woman with noticeably large tits.

Finished: 9/23/16 @ 19:27
jayursus's photo

It started in a small town in Wisconsin- the dread Samsa virus, named after patient zero, a dairy farmer who woke one morning to find he was a

Finished: 9/23/16 @ 13:32
PurpleProf's photo

My kitty, Ted, is the biggest badass cat in the world. He weighs 21 pounds and wakes me up each morning by sitting on my face each morning until I can't breathe.

Finished: 9/23/16 @ 09:39
PurpleProf's photo

"I don't see where...oh, here it is." Dr. Crane paused.The doctor looked again at the chart, then at the stitches across Ralph's scalp, then at Nurse Nancy. "Are you sure?"

Finished: 9/23/16 @ 06:17
SlimWhitman's photo

I ordered a lobster soufflé. It was the Pompidou Center of soufflé's, served with a lobster cracker. Such a carapacious soufflé. Francois would receive a bad food review I decided

Finished: 9/23/16 @ 01:46
SlimWhitman's photo

The French have no idea of how to design anything practical. The hydraulic suspension on my Citroën was leaking again but I loved the car. I called it the Hatchback of Notre Dame

Finished: 9/23/16 @ 00:04
jayursus's photo

They set off at once to find Semolina Pilchard, but were interrupted in Galveston when, stopping for gas, they were accosted by a man selling squirrel ambergris and subsequently

Finished: 9/22/16 @ 23:53
MoralEnd's photo

She goes crazy for Gomez's hamburger.

Finished: 9/22/16 @ 22:35