The impact of the bicycle as it collided with the policeman was audible. The rider had
"Scrape some from the bottom for me. Get some of the peas" I rasped, surreptitiously sliding a cigarette into Cookies pocket. He scowled, glanced at
I had lips like Jagger, but I didn't have
He climbed down the stairs. He felt sick. He couldn't realise what he had just done. He wasn't afraid, really, he was just sick. He felt like he had eaten a whole bowl of raw frogs
I was going to a fifa soccer match, when i got there i saw many people running out of the soccer match club, when i look closely, i saw a a group of witches throwing pumpkin bomb
Varla Du Gong lay seductively in a puddle of seawater upon the baby grand. Detective Manatee flicked the smoldering butt of his cigarette into the ashtray, adjusted his fedora,
Quebec, November, Year of the Whisper-Quiet Maytag Dishmaster. I am thinking constantly about mice. Where do they live at night? Where do they come from that they invade my kitchen
breaking into the owner's house and call for the police. The door is opened and the robber ran as fast as he can.
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You are a D.A.P., a Depressed Anxiety Person.