m80's photo

Like all previous New Year's resolutions, this one had gone to hell in a handbasket, five ways to Friday, quicker than

Finished: 7/31/15 @ 01:27
lucielucie's photo

This fold is the work of genius.

Finished: 7/30/15 @ 19:48
leedog1515's photo

"I don't care. I don't care. I wont care" she whispered throwing the first handful of dirt into the six foot hole int he ground. She closed her eyes in hopes that this was a dream,

Finished: 7/30/15 @ 15:00
49erFaithful's photo

EveryThing was with SomeThing when NoThing bumped into AnyThing. SomeThing smelled awful, probably because NoThing was working to clean it up. NoThing ever worked right. AnyThing

Finished: 7/30/15 @ 14:49
yeoryia's photo

There are cities with voice and cities that are voiceless. I remember the red line he drew on the wall as he left his home. Or was it black? His mom was watching TV and hid dad was

Finished: 7/30/15 @ 14:38
MarcusDaMan's photo

I shot the sheriff, but I didn't shot the,

Finished: 7/29/15 @ 23:24
lucielucie's photo

I walked into my flat & heard a commotion in my bathroom. It was Nicholas Cage singing 'Call Me Maybe'. I knocked on the door. "Excuse me, Mr Cage, I don't have an emergency on at

Finished: 7/29/15 @ 02:42
PocketKnight's photo

Sixteen years ago I spoke before a jury of my peers and confessed to them the nature of my dreadful crime. Some laughed, others reeled in disgust, while other still fainted. But

Finished: 7/28/15 @ 20:08
49erFaithful's photo

It was 4th and two. 29 seconds to go. I knew they'd be crowding the line of scrimmage, almost assuredly blitzing. I screamed out an audible and looked at Jerry. He nodded. I gunned

Finished: 7/28/15 @ 16:08
SlimWhitman's photo

Sing through a vacuum cleaner hose and play back backwards in a steel drum while passing steam through a radiator. Mix with bridge cable vibrations and whale flatulation sped up

Finished: 7/28/15 @ 08:48