PurpleProf's photo

Crap. She's standing directly under the mistletoe. Crap. She saw me see her standing under the mistletoe. Crap. She just winked at me over her shoulder. Crap. Where's the

Finished: 1/25/15 @ 14:10
PurpleProf's photo

The Squid children rolled on the floor laughing. "That's the dumbest story you ever told! You're teasing us!" Giant Old Squid Man's eyes twinkled again."OK, let me tell you another

Finished: 1/25/15 @ 10:02
Sophie's photo

I took a bus for Seoul on Friday.

Finished: 1/25/15 @ 09:52
MoralEnd's photo

Smoke my Gouda!

Finished: 1/25/15 @ 09:39
Mr.Tomato's photo

Sometimes, as you go along in life, you come to a time when you realise that all you have achieved, all that seems to matter so much, is but a speck of dust in the immensity of

Finished: 1/25/15 @ 08:06
TheRustyNun's photo

"OH YEEEEESSSS!" said the portly Comic Con fan, as he approached a hairy Princess Leah look-alike. "I've got them moob's like Jabba... you wanna touch my belly?"

Finished: 1/24/15 @ 19:32
MoralEnd's photo

Then Clarence Darrow let his suspenders crack against his chest. Like a slap against the whole courtroom. Mopped his head and screamed,"What the HELL is a "Money-Money?" I ask you

Finished: 1/24/15 @ 14:06
BerryFine's photo

A bat can do enough friendly good however I just k

Finished: 1/23/15 @ 22:58
Bobbo's photo

Once upon a time, there was no time. It came later, but it was late. Time marches on and waits for no man; however, for a woman, time stands still until she is ready.

Finished: 1/23/15 @ 18:32
MoralEnd's photo

The hibernation genie started the backwards lullaby. Commander Antpi relaxed. There was a long journey ahead of him through the Isolar Solar Tunnel and he needed

Finished: 1/23/15 @ 15:02