TheFishtoad's photo
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'No Billy, you can't be a Half-Elf Clown in Dungeons and Dragons,' said Mike, always the buzzkill. 'But you said you wanted scary.' replied Billy. 'Wait! I know! How about

Finished: 3/22/19 @ 19:26
Billierard's photo
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"What would you do if your son was at home on the bedroom floor, 'cause he's hungry and the only way to feed him is to sleep with a man for a little bit of money? And his daddy's

Finished: 3/22/19 @ 17:55
Firebolt391d's photo
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Sirens went off in the entrance room. Lights on the wall, flashed brightly. People stood up and ran to and fro, with panic, but also with agility - preparing for action.

Finished: 3/22/19 @ 11:13
LordVacuity's photo
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The Tale of the 5 AM Sandwich and the Perilous Pickle of Peter Piper when confronted by Envy. Or sometimes The Rape of the Starbuck's Woman.who also worked at Panda Express.

Finished: 3/21/19 @ 15:24
amniwinters's photo
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Pungent cologne intoxicating my lungs, I couldn't breathe. He was

Finished: 3/20/19 @ 19:07
lucielucie's photo
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Amber, after some thought, updated her a Facebook status --OMG why do hot guys go for ugly girls? :( :( :( --

Finished: 3/19/19 @ 02:30
SlimWhitman's photo
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Lion tastes good.Let's establish a beachhead to aggressively hunt their prides. We'll construct breathing apparatus from kelp & trap certain amounts of oxygen. Tuna commandos will

Finished: 3/17/19 @ 01:13
ZachKaRee's photo
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I like hearing her sandals shuffle gracefully along the sandy cattail-riddled path to the shoreline, and the sparkle in her eye when she first sees the surf rolling toward her.

Finished: 3/14/19 @ 22:34
SlimWhitman's photo
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Icy rain pelted the tin roof. Burke pulled the sheep skin rug up exposing her feet. Sure there wasn't much but it was shelter as long as it stood against the whistling wind

Finished: 3/14/19 @ 22:32
jayursus's photo
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I was trapped, alone on an iceberg, penguins and that squamous, tentacled THING slowly melting out of the ice as my only companionship. The penguins had wised up to my predations,

Finished: 3/14/19 @ 22:29