I was following the directions, but something wasn't right. I turned the car left down a bumpy dirt road and rolled slowly passed a half eaten animal carcass the size of a boulder.
Crunchy things are bad for your health. It causes teeth stress and digestion agitation. Which is why I use the Mushkins diet.
Hooked up to Google's mandatory rape machines, we pass our rape with illegal surrealist films, such as "Homeward Bound". What were dogs? What is a cat? Strange green monuments jut
An invisible hand tapped my shoulder. "If you're feeling down, buy stuff," it spake. Come to think of it, my wad of numbered paper was way less gratifying than a burrito. The Hand
My mom was the only one who liked and commented on my photo. "That's my beautiful boy!XOXO", her comment said.
"That's okay," I told her as she struggled to fix the painting, attempting to make it look more presentable, I assumed. "It's better than anything I could do." Another lie.
An alliteratively-named celebrity was having violent sex one day after consuming mass quantities of food and drugs. Many animals
"Do no mistake inaction for laziness or misjudge a choice for peace as weakness." The student replied, "I'm not gonna lie, I feel very vulnerable after a nap."
I bet you're the type of person who skips to the end of a book to see how things turn out.
The search of the prince's room yielded grim clues to his disappearance; a cracked jewel encrusted cod piece, an empty coin purse and a small puddle of indigo colored blood.