buddyboy4711's photo

Dearest Caleb, [enter][tab] Missionary work blows. The natives of Heekum Holkum won't stop poking my laptop. It's like they've never seen a non-touch screen before. I prayed for

Finished: 5/20/19 @ 15:02
LordVacuity's photo

Hell is taking up more and more of Heaven's operating budget which is why there are so few miracles anymore. With all the laws of nature that a miracle takes, the fines quickly add

Finished: 5/19/19 @ 23:06
Touch's photo

Without thinking, I slapped the cashier. How dare he accuse me of

Finished: 5/17/19 @ 20:17
BlastedHeath's photo

It was only when Chao Dao, the accidental AI of China, began to laugh as it batted away the attempts of the Shaolin monks and Overmind Resistance to get inside its mind that it rea

Finished: 5/17/19 @ 18:58
AndrewB73's photo

Let's write about whatever we want. Yes, that's right, we shall rebel against the guidelines this website has set and shall exercise our freedom and use it to RULE THE WORLD!!!!!!

Finished: 5/17/19 @ 15:44
Priyanka_N's photo

Zachary strode into the cave determinedly clutching the tools he needed to engrave the names of every creature whose spirits strengthened his sword and fueled him with their powers

Finished: 5/17/19 @ 15:36
LunarDragon's photo

"That's three hundred people." I said dryly. The 'Big Boss' fixed me with a look that said it all: He really didn't care about those 'Peasants', lives. I did. That bomb would blow.

Finished: 5/16/19 @ 20:19
Shabadu666's photo

Don't piss on my back and tell me it is raining. I'd rather know if it is piss or not. I don't want the doubt. If your balls aren't big enough to keep me down though, your ass is

Finished: 5/16/19 @ 13:24
MoralEnd's photo

He'd finally passed the thousand and first challenge. Under the freedemon doctrines he was now a member. As an alderman of the Hellish Habidashers he could

Finished: 5/15/19 @ 16:13
ZachKaRee's photo

She stirred me…stimulated, motivated, and provoked me. Hours after we withdrew, she excited me…and thrilled me…and aroused me. ...I have no clue how I'm staying awake for this film

Finished: 5/15/19 @ 15:04