DarkMaster's photo

In a ship on the open sea, I stood at the helm. "Cap'n!" my faithful servant said. I turned to see him waving around a baby tyrannosaurus. "It finally hatched, Cap'n!" he cried.

Finished: 8/28/15 @ 23:55
murielschipp's photo

'This is NOT a book' it said on the cover. He turned it (book?) around in his hands and thought:'if this is NOT a book, then what is it?' He tried to open it, but the cover seemed

Finished: 8/28/15 @ 15:47
MangoMania's photo

The governor's staff refused to confirm or deny he had been badgering the cherry dolphin.

Finished: 8/28/15 @ 02:10
MoralEnd's photo

"Of course your son has an imaginary friend, why shouldn't he? Don't you tell him about fake people that you insist exist? Santa Claus. Easter Bunny. Tooth Fairy?" The Principal

Finished: 8/27/15 @ 21:53
SlimWhitman's photo

Millie landed the plane on a narrow strip of beach on the uninhabited island but the beach ran out and it coasted into the lagoon losing a wing on the rocks. We tried to pick up

Finished: 8/27/15 @ 21:48
buddyboy4711's photo

Bob's dreams hadn't panned out over the years. He hadn't saved the whales. He hadn't cured cancer. He hadn't circumnavigated Mars. But then he watched Randy Pausch's Last Lecture,

Finished: 8/25/15 @ 20:49
WingsOfKale's photo

Lucy didn't get much done around the house, she preferred to spend her days playing with puppies, helping old ladies and sewing blankets out of the skin and bone of her enemies.

Finished: 8/25/15 @ 19:33
mensaque's photo

John was working on his orchids whe the door bell rang that day.There was an military officer on the steps patiently waiting.John took a long breath and

Finished: 8/25/15 @ 17:31
Rattlehead's photo

They're eating her, and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDD!!!!!!!! Why

Finished: 8/25/15 @ 06:06
jimbeauknows's photo

They called Horace "Breaker" Mahoney...Juggernaut. Legend has it that he murdered prostitutes...ripped off their limbs with his bare hands...ground their bones to make bread...

Finished: 8/24/15 @ 22:04