BlastedHeath's photo

It was great to work for Timedocs. We went back to record, for instance, a day in the life of Tu Fu or Annensky, and the reactions their works produced. That was cool but we still

Finished: 2/26/15 @ 05:30
evanhjalmar's photo

I woke up today and stepped out side for my daily run only to find that the street that I live on had disappeared completely, just a single stone remained.

Finished: 2/26/15 @ 00:41
AndrewB73's photo

"Love and happiness do not arrive early, or late. They arrive precisely when they mean to." The great wizard proclaimed

Finished: 2/25/15 @ 22:08
buddyboy4711's photo

Lou Bergs had traveled all the way through time to mow my lawn. He swore that my single mom's grilled chicken breast was worth the trouble, though I suspected darker motives. Penet

Finished: 2/25/15 @ 06:16
mensaque's photo

All we need is love,datadadada..."Yeah,right!"he said through his teeth.Naive song lyrics made Ed sick!Gimme some Ramones,for fuck sake...

Finished: 2/24/15 @ 22:51
sammiejay's photo

We all knew Santa was a zombie when he started to crave brains. "Oh God, its Christmas Eve! If we don't stop him he'll bite all the children and their dogs!" Call the Snowman!

Finished: 2/24/15 @ 22:49
jaw2ek's photo

Towards the rotating knives

Finished: 2/24/15 @ 19:16
Nina's photo

HabĂ­a una vez un chico que se llamaba Andrey y que no llevaba nada de ropa.

Finished: 2/24/15 @ 17:19
CrazyBananas's photo

So the disco ball was moved to another desk, & the rubberducks were hidden.The last thing the OfficeUnicorn had to do is plant one more boobytrap for her coworkers. Heehee, booby.

Finished: 2/24/15 @ 16:38
SlimWhitman's photo

The crowded cheered and he basked in the glow of success. When they started chanting "speech speech" his handlers tried moving him off the balcony, but it was too late: "My fellow

Finished: 2/23/15 @ 12:26