zedberg's photo

Twas the Bill before Christmas & all thu the House, the lawyers were grumbling & beginning to grouse. "T'will take a fortnight to see this thing done, I'm tired but let's have some

Finished: 6/18/21 @ 16:16
LordVacuity's photo

This was supposed to be that list that I promised in that other missive. I say "was supposed to be that list" because it started with the intention of giving you the list but as yo

Finished: 6/13/21 @ 12:56
BlastedHeath's photo

I am a variant man. I am a variegated man. I'm a vagrant man. I'm a homely man. I'm a cocooning man. I'm a distracted man. I'm a distributed man. I'm a

Finished: 6/12/21 @ 22:41
SlimWhitman's photo

"Howard, I'm telling you. The man's a genius. The contraption he mounts on his cattle collect the methane emisions, he gets to book a carbon windfall & then he sells it to the

Finished: 6/9/21 @ 16:57
SlimWhitman's photo

They called him Farty Marty,, but Martin couldn't help if his mother believed legumes were potent brain food but Gasex was a no go cause sniffing farts increased his test scores.

Finished: 6/8/21 @ 00:13
KieferSkunk's photo

SELECT * FROM People P LEFT OUTER JOIN Relations R on R.with = P.id WHERE P.iq > 140 AND P.sex = 'F' AND R.with IS NULL;

Finished: 6/4/21 @ 15:44
BlastedHeath's photo

Aquaman - King of Atlantis, Summoner of the Seven Seas - rose from the depths with the broken and bloody corpse of Eric Merman in his arms. "Look me in the eye, Batman, and tell me

Finished: 6/2/21 @ 18:17
CaptainSugar's photo

Mary was drinking a soda when two Federal Agents arrested her in public! "Mary Anne Jones" said the blonde one "You're under arrest for the manufacturing and selling of

Finished: 6/1/21 @ 15:35
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spez's photo

Hiding behind a display case, Bob snuck a Listerine bottle into his jacket and walked out of the CVS. It was party time.

Finished: 5/31/21 @ 14:20