I suddenly found myself inside a yellow submarine. How did I get here? Why was Ringo Starr having tea with an octopus? And why the only sound I could make was "Goo goo g'joob"?
The freak winter storm dropped sleet in Yuma. Residents were unprepared. Chaos ensued. Schools were shuttered. Teacups were shattered. But worst of all no one remembered to
She stared into the dark hole, becoming sick with the idea that darkness was becoming something she was getting entirely too used to. He beckoned to her, drawing her into the black
It was the day.......... He would run away for the rest of my Life With the Mexican Drug Cartel
The Keeper was occupied so MJ skyped with Cahaya & Karta. They were coordinating the final details of the great Orang Utan escape by iPad. Most of the zoos had electronic security
This was my last chance to pop a wheelie on my motorcycle before the big Vegas show. Celine Dion
As I sat in the comfortable recliner in the shrink's office, I couldn't get the damn song out of my head. 'They're coming to take me away hahahihihoho to the funny farm..' It had
Dr. Chillbot thought about brushing his teeth. The thought exhausted him. Instead he swished beer around in his mouth. Would he go into work today?
Sometimes it's just too easy. Like retrieving sugar-infused confections from a miniature fledgling human. All you have to do is spend 8 hours a day for 5 days a week for 30 years