SlimWhitman's photo
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"You're a poser, Sicily McPhalleyman". He said it to the mirror, straightened his Hermes tie, and grimaced his best impression of a smile. Then he entered the boardroom

Finished: 4/5/21 @ 10:59
Lee-Lee's photo
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Lane woke to his cell phone buzzing by his ear. He yawned and flipped it open. There was a new text from a blocked number. He opened and read it. "Did u 4get something?" It read.

Finished: 4/2/21 @ 12:50
Chaz's photo
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He wouldn't hurt anybody. He couldn't even kill a fly. Which made his job as a Hit Man tricky.

Finished: 3/19/21 @ 15:13
49erFaithful's photo
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Did you know that chewing two sticks of gum for 30 minutes is as good as brushing your teeth? And that if you put a cup of vinegar in your crisper your veggies last all year? And

Finished: 3/18/21 @ 18:00
SlimWhitman's photo
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Flatuventriloquism requires many years of practice to master, but now I'm able to micmic the voices of famous people like Jimmy Stewart or Arnold Schwarzenegger. Once when

Finished: 3/17/21 @ 18:34
BlastedHeath's photo
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The shadow of the Manatee fell across Amanda Widdershin's tarot spread one evening. "Detective! Would you like some tea?" Det J said, "I'd like your counsel on a case with occult p

Finished: 3/17/21 @ 01:30
KFLK's photo
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I stood over the children—tears in their eyes, chocolate longing in their hearts—and I laughed. I said to them, "I have eaten all the cake!" None could defy my power, so I moved on

Finished: 3/16/21 @ 18:00
MoralEnd's photo
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The mother cannibal said to the child, "Finish you food. Do you know there are starving children in Africa?" The cannibal child said, "Mmmm, I love Ethiopian food."

Finished: 2/24/21 @ 20:49
SlimWhitman's photo
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"So you thee, I juth god unruc ow ... ow ow kee wif my tsch ow ... ow ow. choice a cac-thee Doc." "Martin, a good fraction of succulent plants are not succulent. They're poison

Finished: 2/22/21 @ 19:32
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My party was popping. Throw your

Finished: 2/15/21 @ 06:24