Chaz's photo

When New York's Macys unfurled the balloons for another Thanksgiving's day parade, no one knew what had been left in the back in 1924.

Finished: 1/21/19 @ 22:22
MadWorld's photo

Before the cranial lobotomy, I was deeply depressed--manic. . .to the point of suicide. . .but, thanks to the handy work of Dr. Demented, and the staff at Psycho No More, I am

Finished: 1/21/19 @ 20:37
Lelnope's photo

One, two, three. Four, five six. I want this to rhyme. Drumsticks.

Finished: 1/21/19 @ 13:00
Servant's photo

Desperate for mockery, I head for the hives. I cry out "Dear bees! Did you know you can tell a tree's age by counting the rings inside its trunk?" I can sense the honey boiling in

Finished: 1/21/19 @ 13:00
49erFaithful's photo

"What the dentists absolutely don't warn you about is the real and salient threat of contracting floss finger by following their proscribed routine." The judge removed his specs.

Finished: 1/19/19 @ 23:23
J.Michelle's photo

You know people will always try to bring you down but you hold your head head high and stand for something.

Finished: 1/19/19 @ 19:23
SlimWhitman's photo

"A 24 hr bus ride to Tijuana Ricardo! What in Cojones are we gonna do all this time?" But Ricardo was prepared & pulled out one bottle of coke, one of tequilla and two plastic cups

Finished: 1/19/19 @ 08:44
Natalia's photo

There was a little jellyfish that lives in the sea.

Finished: 1/18/19 @ 17:03
LubbockSoul's photo

The Sun screamed, and Barnes smiled. "Such a miracle, brethen" He muttered

Finished: 1/18/19 @ 17:00
SlimWhitman's photo

"Congratulations Ma'am on becoming 120. Can you share the secret of your old age?" "That's easy. Avoid death." "Could you um.. elaborate?" "When he visits the home, I'm not here."

Finished: 1/18/19 @ 16:53