jaw2ek's photo

What I actually wrote on the note to my crush was "Meet you on Saturdsday". Little did I know that she would

Finished: 2/13/16 @ 23:13
Chaz's photo

A duck walks into a bar with a rabbi and orders a Grasshopper. The bartender looks down at them and says, "Is this some sort of joke?" Just then, 6-foot tall pianist stumbled in.

Finished: 2/13/16 @ 22:17
Mylar_Ballon's photo


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KieferSkunk's photo

Captain's Log, supplemental. We have arrived in orbit around Foldinus Prime to settle a dispute between the creatures known as GreenBananas and buddyboy4711. Negotiations have

Finished: 2/12/16 @ 20:51
Dinesh711's photo

as i was sleeping, i dream about soccer star named neymar which inspires me alot and also will i was dreaming , my brother bit my leg i shout and ........

Finished: 2/12/16 @ 19:14
seedy's photo

Raising your children peacefully is a threat to those who believe we must first do violence against others to ultimately do good. You are a domestic terrorist. You are undermining

Finished: 2/12/16 @ 19:03
MoralEnd's photo

This is the last '80's themed party I go to. That anyone will ever go to. While I will dance to Love Shack Baby I also will keep the Purple Secret. Horsemen of destruction are

Finished: 2/12/16 @ 10:57
Patroclus81's photo

"You wanna see who can scream the loudest?" said kid number one. "Sure!" said kid number two, and together they set about to ruin my eardrums, and my life.

Finished: 2/12/16 @ 09:49
MoralEnd's photo

The realization almost cracked Dan Brown's head. There it was staring him in the face. The ultimate Catholic Conspiracy. "Popeyes" was really, "Pope Yes." Holy smokes!

Finished: 2/11/16 @ 23:30
Mako's photo

There was a deaf in the family, but no one said anything about it.

Finished: 2/11/16 @ 23:19