The BEATles. Not Beetles, B E A T les.

The BEATles. Not Beetles, B E A T les. They changed the name to incorporate something musical. Some kind of group of musical insects or something. Why some ass had to kill one

in the early 80s. But my the mid-80s, even better music was being written. So maybe they needed to clear the airwaves? Who knows.

The better question is - what happened to all the sax players from the '80s? Used to be you couldn't hear a pop song without some sax backup. I often wonder about their fates.

But then I remembered that I lost my hearing back in the 80's. Worse my eyesight was gone. I refused help. I would crawl around the floor and bang out songs on my

klesmer. I loved it. Unfortunately, with no arms, legs, ears, nor eyes, I could only play with my tongue. I could smell and taste my music, much like

that kid in August Rush. Anyway, I was booked in for reconstructive surgery, so next week, I could have the right number of limbs and facial features. The I could follow my dream

to become famous. With the looks I had currently, I would never be famous, but the surgery would fix

my hideous nose. Not that a nose job would help me much. With a personality like mine, you need more than surgery to get laid. You need alcohol, and lots of it.

AAAAAAAAAAMEN!!!

praise the lord!!!!!!!!