She untangled her hair and found a hunk of

She untangled her hair and found a hunk of doodie in it.

"NOT AGAIN," Linus cried. This was a third time in a week. He had to keep reminding Phyllis that the shampoo was in the bathroom, not out in the yard. Phyllis laughed and

said "Aw Linus, lighten up. Come ovva here & looffa my stretch marks. Be a good boy." "Ma!" Linus begged. "You're buck nude in the front yard! Here comes the mailman!" Sure enough

, the mailman came as soon as he saw Ma. Linus just stood there holding the loofa, wondering if the mailman had a package for him too. "Linus!" Ma hollered, "Give Mr. Mailman a

falafel!" Bill O'Reilly, posing as a postal carrier, leered at Ma. Ma leered back. Linus emerged from the kitchen with a falafel plate. O'Reilly snatched the plate, and he and Ma

tugged the falafel back and forth between them. "Stop it you two!" cried Linus, clutching his overalls. But the falafel had already been torn in half. Bill O'Reilly and Ma just

chowed down on that falafel like they were Lebanese born & bred. Then Ma & Bill O'Reilly wandered upstairs to discuss Middle Eastern politics together. Linus, relieved to be

relieved zipped up his fly & went in search of some falafe.. Some kid reading that last line in Spokane just pointed out to his brother that Linus didn't wash his hands. "I want to

slap that Linus for his unsanitary ways," the kid blubbered. "Don't slap Linus!" his kid brother pleaded. "Oh relax, he's just a cartoon," said the kid, slapping the newspaper and

Pointed out that Linus had long since been an adult. Now he was a cartoonist himself. He had a learning disability that made that a natural occupation. He became famous later.